Dog

I, luv 👅 root beer. HBU?

[Dog @MugRootBeer]

I wanna drink my MUG but then I won’t have any left… life is a prison

[Dog @MugRootBeer]

what my gf makes me after a 16 hour shift

[Dog @MugRootBeer]

give me a meat chub n a cold MUG.. it’s been a rough one

[Dog @MugRootBeer]

throw me a bone n just like this - mug root beer dog

[Dog @MugRootBeer]

if u wnna be BALLIN u gotta B ALL IN 😤

[Dog @MugRootBeer]

babe would it kill ya to bark back at me

[Dog @MugRootBeer]

the cashier said “another one?” yeah brother

[Dog @MugRootBeer]

just pored up a MUG n renembered who i am

[Dog @MugRootBeer]

doctor: “u need more balance in ur life”

me:

MUG in left hand
MUG in right hand

[Dog @MugRootBeer]

winner winner chicken dinner

[Dog @MugRootBeer]

casting chubs n crackin MUGs 🎣

[Dog @MugRootBeer]

this always helps me float back to bed

[Dog @MugRootBeer]

I wanna drink my MUG but then I won’t have any left… life is a prison

[Dog @MugRootBeer]

give me a meat chub n a cold MUG.. it’s been a rough one

[Dog @MugRootBeer]

this dont sound like a regular drink

[Dog @MugRootBeer]

I wanna turn myself into a can of MUG so bad

[Dog @MugRootBeer]

this a banger 🔥

[Dog @MugRootBeer]

U shud replace DC with MZS. IYKYK

[Dog @MugRootBeer]

throw me a bone n just like this - mug root beer dog

[Dog @MugRootBeer]

some decisions make themselves