JTheStoryteller

One of many Interdimensional Book-savvy Cats known as Storytellers.

[JTheStoryteller @Muh_Opinyans]

https://t.co/WYmZ8Xalwm

Once more, with feeling!

I am publishing this project, which, as of typing this, is approaching the final arc on its first draft.

Want to know more? A description that can't fit here is in the link above.

[JTheStoryteller @Muh_Opinyans]

@LennyNevin @bigcatburger That is a statement worth throwing hands for.

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

Neither villains nor heroes need to be complicated.

"Complexity" is not a virtue in fiction. A hero or villain DOES need a compelling motivation and (usually) a story behind him. If that motivation is complicated, so be it. But you don't need to seek out complexity on its own.

Take the Joker - objectively one of the greatest villains of all time. What's his motivation? Whatever seems to spark his interest? He must have had a WAY complicated backstory, but we never get to hear it, and that's just fine.

Agree? Disagree?

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

It's coming.

[Todd Hagopian | Stagnation Assassin @ToddHagopian]

This guy is the CEO of Flock

He takes pictures of you and hands them over to the cops

But, he doesn’t want you to know what he looks like

PLEASE do NOT share his photo!

[JTheStoryteller @Muh_Opinyans]

@ShadowFoxMT How did you manage to find me in a group photo?

[JTheStoryteller @Muh_Opinyans]

@Drbluejaykay Maybe kids actually like having a bit of difficulty sometimes.

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Gloria/Gregory Hemingway, daughter/son of author Ernest Hemingway, is arrested in Miami after walking down the street completely naked except for a pair of a high heel shoes.

When police tried to detain him/her, he/she screamed and kicked officers.

Upon arrest, Hemingway gave her/his name as “Greg Hemingway,” but then asked to be called either “Gloria” or “Gregory” upon arrival at booking and said that he/she was both a man and a woman.

Police asked if Gloria/Gregory is transgender and he/she answered in the negative.

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

A Starbucks location in Lower Manhattan has attracted controversy after it charged paramedics at Ground Zero $130 for three cases of bottled water, and demanded payment in cash.

Rescue workers and first responders are now shelling out their own cash to drink water as they labor.

[Twinkling Aurora @TwinkleUwU1]

Live Action is the most effective pro-life movement in America. When you give to Live Action, your gift will reach young people through compelling content proven to change minds from pro-abortion to pro-life. https://t.co/nq1AZR7xcb

[Æthelstan @TheHauskarl]

No I see how it is, a frustrated lad damages a dinghy and they lock him up for years — two actual terrorists from a proscribed organisation attacks military infrastructure and films themselves doing it will probably walk free with a slap on the wrist.

[Eve Keneinan 𝛗☦️ن @EveKeneinan]

Seriously, finding racism in a sneaker ad is so painfully rеtаrded it hurts.

It is, in fact, a microaggression.

Leftist race-freaks should not be allowed to inflict this kind of painful stupidity on the rest of us.

What gives them the right?

[JTheStoryteller @Muh_Opinyans]

@KinglyPancakes Flawed people vs. Outright Evil

I'll do my best to pick the flawed people every time.

[Lo-Ping @GamingAndPandas]

I need you guys to understand that companies have been intentionally ruining the franchises you love trying to attract women when all this time they just wanted to keep playing with dolls (Sims) and dress-up like they did when they were little girls.

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Al-Nablus University in the West Bank sets up an exhibition celebrating the 9 August bombing of a Sbarro restaurant in Israel, in which 16 civilians were killed.

The Palestinian Authority makes the effort to build a mock Sbarro storefront and include props of mutilated body parts, to trumpet the perceived success of Palestinian resistance against Israel.

Visitors are required to walk over Israeli and American flags to enter and leave the exhibition.

[CHESTERCOON_ARTS @RACCOON_GALLERY]

I am making plans. Very good plans. #art #comic #commission #sketch

[UnBEARablePuns(Werewomp Arc) @UnBEARableBurr]

Dreams betwixt fateful fractured reality,
imagination in ruination shrieks its fealty.
Actuality bleeds into the mind's eye,
shuddering in what is to lie.
Must we fight for honor or for truth
or are we doomed to splinter in broken memory?
The siren's song of allure patiently awaits
for discordant reply--adventure at the shining gates.

Why must we fight?
For honor, for glory, for resolution of this world's strife?
Be patient, lest thee fall upon insanity,
the light within corrupted in blight.
When o when can this dream finally end?
Erase me from the nightmare, this prison abend.
So my enemies may fall asunder with their vanity.
Is this my Final Fantasy?

[JTheStoryteller @Muh_Opinyans]

@Saintedcervine It is standard purr-actice. We also have entire churches made from the bones of saints.

[JTheStoryteller @Muh_Opinyans]

@UnBEARableBurr A poem that ends with the line "Is this My Final Fantasy?"

[JTheStoryteller @Muh_Opinyans]

@db_witch https://t.co/CXKvWozsWV

[Guardbro @GuardTm]

You are not a rabbit. You are trying to find another outlet in life in the hopes that a temporary alternation to your native state will somehow make you happy.
It won't.
Only accepting your natural self for what it is will satiate that desire for self-acceptance, drugs won't do that and it will fuck with you chemically.