Muhammad Gold

3x Nobel Prize winner, Times Most Influential Person (2000-2018, 2020), NBA Hall of Famer

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He just like me fr

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It's a weird feeling to feel so alone sometimes! 💭

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In a decisive 3-game sweep against the Fajr Fighters, the JMIC Jets are the 2024 YMSL Champions. Behind a herculean effort from FMVP Justice Fitzgerald the Jets secure the franchise’s 2nd championship (Last championship was in 2021).

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Given this historical situation, all of Khan’s previous DPOY awards are rescinded due to a contract stipulation

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BREAKING: Montville Muslim Taha Khan will NOT be a finalist for the YMSL 2024 Defensive Player of the Year award.

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@HoustonRockets @MahmoudSilver11 @zaaim_r @glosama0

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With the clock hitting midnight, the YMSL trade deadline has come to a close. For the first time in league history, no trades were made.

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With the YMSL trade deadline in 2 weeks, multiple front offices are in talks, hoping to improve their rosters. One notable team is the MC Challengers who are currently winless. The Challengers hope to secure a player who can be a 2nd option next to wing Sameer Abbas.

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This record can be attributed to injuries to star Ayaan Ahmed or a failure to implement the "Twin Towers" lineup of Taha and Arslan Mir, a 2nd round pick who joined Montville in hopes of creating an elite defense.

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Not enough pockets for these hands: Sources inform me that Montville Muslims head coach Taha "Darvin Ham" Khan is under "serious scrutiny" from the Montville front office after starting off the season with a 1-3 record, a franchise worse 3-week stretch.

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League sources inform me that some coaches are petitioning to revoke Khan’s status as coach.

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JMIC Jets head coach Sameer Khan recently made some scathing statements about league competition, stating that “The only time we played a real team, we lost”. Many across the league interpreted this statement as a derogatory comment about the legitimacy of various teams.

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3 weeks of 2024 YMSL season have passed. At this point, the league standings are as follows:
1. Fajr Fighters (3-1)
2. ICCC Icebreakers (3-1)
3. JMIC Jets (3-1)
4. KP Kings (2-2)
5. Montville Muslims (1-3)
6. MC Challengers (0-4)

In just 3 weeks, there is a lot to unpack

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5.) Notable statistical feats
-Most points in a game: 19 (Ali Hasan wk 3)
-Most rebounds in a game: 13 (Ali Hasan wk. 3)
-Most assists in a game: 4 (Afnan Ahmed wk. 2)
-Most steals in a game: 4 (Sameeh Shazad wk. 1)
-Most blocks in a game: 3 (William Walker & Amir Elmeligy wk. 3)

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@MahmoudSilver11 Oh wait this is legit? Lmao

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BREAKING: The JMIC Jets have filed a case against the KP Kings and called for the impeachment of head coach/GM Zakariya Rehman.

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Little is known about where the head coaches but it has caused a myriad of issues amongst other head coaches in the league. Some suspect that this sudden departure is related to the JMIC Jets/KP Kings conflict which continues to grow in its severity.

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With the YMSL draft happening sometime soon (time TBD), league sources inform me that KP Kings and ICCC Iguanas head coaches Zakariya Rehman and Mustafa Brown took a private jet to an undisclosed area away from YMSL headquarters.