The Dirt Merchant

28 He/him/dude. Pro-Abortion, pro-woman.

[The Dirt Merchant @MujdAddin]

New Battlefield is pretty fun.
#Battlefield6 #BF6

[𝙼𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚕𝚢𝚗 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚔 @CaptainInsight]

Look man we’re at the point where we can be honest.

@beetlemoses the best newspaper funnies ever.

I said what I said.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[bill wurtz @billwurtz]

if you doubt there will be rain, that's a droubt

[The Dirt Merchant @MujdAddin]

@PaulTassi What did you mean when you said that?

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

“I am convinced it is superior to all other cats” - every cat owner in history

[The Dirt Merchant @MujdAddin]

@amerpipedream Something tells me those are surplus, too

[Mr. Stokes @BigFellaStokes]

Oh boy, I sure hope I don’t lose everything at the Lose Everything Factory

[The Dirt Merchant @MujdAddin]

@PaulTassi Indeed

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

The longed-for Christmas vacation is now here, and I am about to waste it shamefully.

Franz Kafka, 1912.

[Paul Tassi @PaulTassi]

Heartbreaking: The worst administration you know just made a great point

[adult swim @adultswim]

It's time to stuff

[The Dirt Merchant @MujdAddin]

@BrendanBlaber Stand next to a Nirnroot for 30 seconds before picking it up.

[The Dirt Merchant @MujdAddin]

@PaulTassi Goddammit, that's exactly what this is.

[Brandon: Definitive Edition @_brandonbuilds_]

MAKUTA: Definitive Edition

#lego #bionicle #moc #レゴ

[The Dirt Merchant @MujdAddin]

@BlueWestlo I've thrown up.

[The Dirt Merchant @MujdAddin]

@PepitoTheCat Happy Birthday, Pépito!

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

John Rockefeller over here buying pre-mixed cinnamon and sugar