Emmanuel Mulaa

Sociable, lover, adrenaline-filled

[Emmanuel Mulaa @MulaaEM]

It doesn't matter what we want, once we get it; we want something else

[Robert Greene @RobertGreene]

Try the thing you don’t think you’re quite ready for.

[Katonny💥 @tonvionny]

Some guy chasing my wife wants to take her to Marriot. I asked her to accept but tell the guy she is coming with her brother and he agreed..Guess who is going to marriot😃

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

Trevor Ombija had no issue with Royal Media Services while building his brand, earning a top-tier salary, and using Citizen as his national launchpad. But the moment he went to Nyakach hunting for votes RMS suddenly became "Royal Media si yao". Opportunism at its absolute finest!

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

I never knew this until today!

[Linus Kaikai @LinusKaikai]

Dear @K24Tv This is not true. There was no such call from former DP Gachagua. Such a call would in any case not be worthwhile at RMS. I have asked Trevor about the remarks and he says it is ‘a mistake and I regret it’. Trevor has also told me he ‘didn’t think the remarks would be picked up.’

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

Even H.E @KagutaMuseveni is disgusted with Kenyan conmen...we don't spare anyone! 🤣🤣🤣

[Muganda Clay @mqhlay]

Almost a year since RAO died...the Nairobi-based young Luo men who used to say RAO was killing businesses in Luoland have never updated us on how profitable their illusory investments in Luoland have become... 🤔
.

[Pay Roll Manager Here @UsingLyft]

Obviously it should be illegal for a female president to get pregnant right? Like cuz what if she gets postpartum depression and blows up a country

[CHIDINMA @cruisequeeeen]

first law of coding: if it works, don’t touch it. 😭

[Joel Jiranï @Kemboi67]

If Ndindi Nyoro becomes president.

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Sai ndio caparenting dads wameingia bafu kuoga alafu wavae jersey imeandikwa Baba collo watoke guu pili guu mosi waende kuchukua watoto wawapeleke hoteli kukula broiler as the mother prepares the house aite boyfriend atolewe kutu and enjoy together without the kids interferences.

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

A Burundian cop asked me to give him soda .
This wasn't a bribe he was like mkenya pesa mingi leta soda . Removed 1000 Burundi francs he was excited
It's like 43 bob kes
Either cops there hawana standards or Kenyan ones are greedy as shit.

[Economist @Economist254]

Strathmore University’s 2025 financials are interesting.

With 9,421 students, the university reported:

💰 KSh 8.15B total income
🎓 KSh 5.19B from tuition, 64% of income
📈 KSh 432M surplus for the year
👨‍🎓 9,421 students
💵 About KSh 866K total income per student

Strathmore is not just an academic institution. It is a sizeable financial enterprise.

Education is big business. 📚💰

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

Look at Gacheri when Kagombe is greeting Gachagua,that’s how MLIMA are looking at these visitors from UDA.

[Ken Opalo @kopalo]

Tragedy upon tragedy.

RIP. And condolences to his family.

Former Cambridge professor Jason Arday found dead via @FT https://t.co/FjsoT1zs9b

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

Why has our President William Ruto allowed Wicknell Chivayo, a man with dubious distinction to video record him? Chivayo has allowed the whole world to see our President’s public offices at State House, his Kilgoris farm & his private car. No other Kenyan has such access & leeway. Doesn’t this unparalleled access by a convicted fraudster raise both moral & security issues? Chivayo isn’t an entrepreneur but a fraudster who has captured failed Zimbabwe.

[Mathias Steel 🇺🇸 @TheHybridHulk]

Bush fucked up so bad, it made Obama possible.

Obama fucked up things so bad, it made Trump possible.

Trump fucked up things so bad, it made Biden possible.

Biden fucked up things so bad, it made people want Trump back.

Trump has now fucked up things so bad that AOC thinks she has a chance in 2028.

We are no longer a serious country.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Charles Onyimbo Monayo, a 32-year-old Eldoret-based recruitment agent, has been charged with allegedly defrauding a resident magistrate of Ksh.350,000 by falsely promising to secure an overseas job for her sister.

[Francis Paul @Frankypolz]

He makes sense but you always think he's mad

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

“In 6 months I’ll need a grandchild”