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Nobody; Taking over from Kirubi
@MullahCo
@MullahCoReborn

[FFF @Mullahco_]

Progressive unibasti hamna LGBTQRS representation?

[Strathmore University @StrathU]

Meet Your 18th Strathmore Student Council!

[FFF @Mullahco_]

@geriatricabound When I was 21(student), I used to give my then gf random 1k, 500, 1500 and sometimes 2k- not forgetting the 300s for lunch. She dumped me coz I complained of her lack of gratitude. She recently sent me a picture of flowers she received from one of her men with this caption

[FFF @Mullahco_]

@_mr_mutinda For her to have posted that, it had to be her best frame. She definitely took 5+ snaps, edited them(peep the filter) and she posted the best. That’s the best she looks after earning a salary of 105 large Kamau Thugge signed papers *12 months. cc @Jontae_254

[FFF @Mullahco_]

@JeOYpsilon What would an angry bantering response have achieved? Unataka a father and a husband arisk his safety, time, resources and health to assert his manhood to a twitter keyboard loser who has most probably never felt the touch of a woman? For what? Ili Joy from twitter amheshimu?

[FFF @Mullahco_]

Kama ni Luo woman her friends wangemuuliza kwanza kama the guy ako able kufund nyombo kama ya Bolo na Marya Okoth before she says yes. Mashetani hao

[Towa 🌸💕 @terry_korir]

We were taking pictures as we normally do and I really thought he was messing around
I kept asking uko serious?🤣🤣🤣
F2 I realized my best friends were on video call the whole time cause they are miles away😭😭
I really didn’t expect it. He did so good. God bless my fiance 🥹❤️

[FFF @Mullahco_]

@Noble_Pleb @AugustinGithaka The govt no longer pays for specialized training for doctors or residency salaries like it used to do before. Every consultant you see out here paid out of pocket and worked for those 4-8 yrs of residency without pay. Of course they’re gonna go after greener pastures.

[FFF @Mullahco_]

@Iamnjoki @_Wanjru He is smart enough to know that it’s a losing battle fighting twitter losers who have prolly never felt the touch of a woman in ages. He didn’t dignify the dirty remark with a response. That’s a mature man. Bantering him back won’t benefit him or his wife in any way.

[FFF @Mullahco_]

Asses IMMEDIATELY for PPH, tears, retained products, uterine rupture/ intraabdominal bleeding, hematoma
Fluids, O2, transfuse, catheter
If bleeding massage uterus, oxytocin 10 IU IM, TXA 1g IV over 10 minutes
Investigate further.

[𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐈😂🍁 @thuruari_]

Hb of 3.5g/dl for a mother 18yrs old who delivered less than 6 hours ago. Bps 80/60 92/56 all through her ANCs visits current 76/67 relatives hawataki kuenda referral everyone is saying no money.

[FFF @Mullahco_]

She never stood a chance. Born fucked up and doomed

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

Polygamy always hurts kids the most😩

[FFF @Mullahco_]

@Imonaar @Maevesherryl1 The funniest and most brilliant woman in Kenya amecheka kwa tweet yako Doc. How does it feel?

[FFF @Mullahco_]

@lilywanjiee I remembered you posted having bought the cooker for 24k on offer
How is it more expensive a year later?

[FFF @Mullahco_]

@antimuse45 @harrysreup If I have no say after I cum then why is my money necessary?

[FFF @Mullahco_]

@NokulungaZulu2 There are actual killers out there and the person you want dead is the one who makes sarcastic comments on twitter?

[FFF @Mullahco_]

@DavisThuranira It’s difficult. Most of you guys can’t do it

[FFF @Mullahco_]

@Childish_MD @Igna_bett I came across a Diploma in Clinical Medicine guy on TikTok who ‘specializes’ in reproductive health (his title was Obstetrician and Gynecologist) and I wept while going through his posts’ comments. Naive patients were booking his clinic at Ksh 500 in drones

[FFF @Mullahco_]

@Hey__Z Hello @Hey__Z
Can you vouch for it?

[FFF @Mullahco_]

@ProTech_Kenya When a phone is ExUK with 100%BH, does that mean it’s refurbished and that the battery was replaced?

[FFF @Mullahco_]

@Childish_MD @Igna_bett No Pharmacist would tweet like that. That’s a pharmtech right there

[FFF @Mullahco_]

@Childish_MD @MaxwellRono1 Conjuctival hemorrhage due to persistent coughing

[FFF @Mullahco_]

@GNM_254 I used to (nicely) ask the nurse to take the vitals even when I was a student.
I think some of you guys have low self esteem- so I don’t mind calling a nurse “daktari” if that’ll make him do what I want.

[FFF @Mullahco_]

You can’t diagnose, you can’t prescribe, you can’t perform surgical procedures na unalia ukiambiwa ufanye your job. I just know your esteem takes a beating everyday

[254 Nurse🇰🇪 @GNM_254]

Nimekanyagia hii story Sana lakini itbidi ni-rant .
Kuna MOI intern aliniambia nimpimie patient vitals while she was seated pretty scrolling through her phone 😭.

I assumed she mistook me for an intern .
Sai ananisalimia na mikono mbili because I gave her "msomo" of life