Mullah Masoud

Personal account of Mullah Masoud, the former chief of the Taliban's Public Relations Department. Views are my own, not of the Supreme Leader!

[Mullah Masoud @MullahMasoud]

Small hats, big problems.

[Mullah Masoud @MullahMasoud]

I will be offline for a while.

The next time you hear from me, I will either be brandishing a Kalashnikov in the heart of Kabul and proclaiming myself the new Supreme Leader, or I will be laying at the feet of the current Supreme Leader, being moderately flogged for inciting a rebellion. Perhaps more than a moderate flogging.

Either outcome is preferable. In life, everything boils down to doing the right thing. The outcome of the deed will be left to faith and the Almighty, and we will accept whatever he decides.

Rest assured, I won't be captured alive; being captured alive is for homosexuals. I would rather jump into the valley below, shooting up as I go down in a glorious free fall.

Feminism is stupidly, but locking up all of a nation's women would be a much bigger stupidity. The Supreme Leader and his evil inner circle are homosexual. Cowards who reign from behind a curtain, avoiding accountability. There is a tape that indicates the Supreme Leader engaged in homosexual activity when he was younger. This is why he is not exposing his face, and I will release the film once I have verified it and confirmed the leader's identity. The tape is with a comrade on the other side of the river.

For those who care about the Palestinian cause, I would like to remind you that the fight for a #FreePalestine begins in our own capitals, not at Israeli borders.

The image depicts the Oxus River, which is the Rubicon line that separates our magnificent land from Central Asia. Many invaders have crossed this heroic barrier, from the Mongols to the Soviets, only to return back without their horses, tanks and trousers. I am not crossing to invade; I am merely crossing to capture the Supreme Leader's trousers and restore the honour of Afghan women.

Salaam Alikum...

[Mullah Masoud @MullahMasoud]

@SladiborZ @47_phantom47 Mr Duke, they are enforcing the Supreme Leaders oppression of Afghan women. They are homosexuals, regardless of how cool they look in that captured gear.

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@Zarghaam13 That's right Mr Rizvi. The crowd is feminine, and is made up of many feminine individuals who can't think logically.

[Mullah Masoud @MullahMasoud]

A stupid individual is just an individual. Even he as an individual, is capable of the occasional logic and reasoning.

But once stupid people merged into crowds whether it's political, religious, ideological or cultural; that's when madness takes hold. Mass stupidity dilutes responsibility, inflates ego, with logic and reasoning going out of the window. It's all about slogans and mass barking, but if you ask any individual in the crowd as to why he is barking? His answer would be "I don't know, I am barking because the person next to me is barking."

The Supreme Leader shutting down maternity colleges and the stupid crowd is clapping. Trump is handling his nation's prestige, wealth and sovereignty to the Zionists, the stupid crowd is clapping. Individual stupidity is natural, collective stupidity crumbles civilizations.

A rugged man doesn't get swept by collective hysteria. He stands apart.

[Mullah Masoud @MullahMasoud]

@HerrWallenberg @3rd_profile @WWNHost Okay, that's understandable.

[Mullah Masoud @MullahMasoud]

Next time you're in a store, pick up your merchandise and place them on the man's desk. Say Salam alikum, or hello, and wait for his response. Follow up by looking the man in the eyes and asking how he is doing. Watch how surprised, bewildered, and thrilled the man is. The man has been serving all day, the kind of men whose heads are buried inside their backsides, when suddenly a rugged man stands in front of him with his head on his shoulders.

Pay for your stuff and wish the man a rugged day. You will leave his shop with a lasting impression with this small gesture, and he will remember you for days because you did something different than the average man. You were brought up the right way.

Of course, brother Tate would say that as you enter the shop, keep your shoulders back, head upright, and hips at a 30-degree angle.

Masculinity is magnificent in its most natural form; bloated masculinity is stupidity.

[Mullah Masoud @MullahMasoud]

@warfareanalysis I am happy to see him doing well. Although he has hard battles ahead with the loss of his family like so many other children in Gaza.

[Mullah Masoud @MullahMasoud]

Thank you, Mr. Adam.

The cultist approach is for the ignorant, and it appears to be a problem in both the West and the East. We fall in love with the leader like a homosexual and follow him to the cliff and over. In such circumstances, we're no different from Elton John devotees. Whatever he sings, whatever costume he wears, we jump up and down in delight.

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@specterjee You make good points, although both of our thought processes are based on assumptions; yours and mine. Unless there is evidence and the perpetrators are caught, we won't be certain who to blame.

[Mullah Masoud @MullahMasoud]

A rugged man never follows the leader; rather, he follows his ideas. The leader may suddenly and unexpectedly switch from a heroic path to a path of stupidity. The rugged man must then make a decision: would he continue to follow the leader like a poodle or will he disembark like a wolf, and dislodge the leader before catastrophe befalls his nation.

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@ameyous1 Wise sayings from the past. Thanks for sharing.

[Mullah Masoud @MullahMasoud]

@SZade15 Thank you my beloved sister, although waving is not recommended. Instead, it would be preferable to wish a man a rugged day full of obstacles.

[Mullah Masoud @MullahMasoud]

Pamir Highway; the highway of discovering your true inner Toxic Masculinity.

If you are a man who is perhaps a bit lost then I suggest you embark on a journey to Tajikistan. From the capital Dushanbe, start your adventure through this heroic path full of rugged terrain, historic rivers and magnificent views of the Pamir mountains. Along your journey, you will discover the ancient Tajik culture with extremely hospitable locals, who beg you to stay with them as a guest, instead of booking one of the lodges.

On your journey, you will reach Ak-Baital Pass, located at 4,655 metres on the Pamir mountains. 98% of the world's population have never been at such altitude so if you are a homosexual, this highway is not for you.

There are many routes and highways in the world travelled by men, this high way is only for rugged man. It's an untouched landscape, pure and pristine giving any lost man the opportunity to rejuvenate his soul and balls.

For the most part, you are on your own, giving you an excellent opportunity to find peace in the wilderness in its true sense; although a snow leopard is always in the shadows. These beautiful cats are indigenous to these mountains, and will only attack mushy men, not rugged men armed with a NR-40 knife.

The path took me along the Chinese border, towards the frontier of Kyrgyzstan, then I turned back. I have made my way back to Amu Darya now.

Amu Darya or Oxus river separates Tajikistan from our heroic nation; it's a truly majestic river. On the other side of the river, the Supreme leaders men stand guard with Kalashnikovs and binoculars.

[Mullah Masoud @MullahMasoud]

If you wanted to spy on the enemy, you'd send one of your agents to the enemy camp to uncover the secrets. Alternatively, you arrange for someone from the enemy to send you the information in exchange for gold. Or you capture an enemy agent, send him back to work as a double agent. The Soviets somewhat altered the rule, sending women to seduce and obtain information.

The Jewish altered the rule further by seducing and recording you. Now we're stuck with Mohammed Ben Shalom for the next 70 years. This process is lethal in our region due to a lack of democracy and the cultural sensitivity of such recordings. In the West, Jews must repeat the process with each possible candidate, whereas with us, they need to do it once and then sit back and enjoy the fruits.

[Mullah Masoud @MullahMasoud]

@An_Abyss313 Good luck Mr Andrew

[Mullah Masoud @MullahMasoud]

@azadorahahastim Only Hafiz knows. Although some are a clear reference to the almighty, and some you can't make up your mind.

[Mullah Masoud @MullahMasoud]

"Neither you are who I think you are. Neither am I who you think I am."

- Rumi

This is a rugged man's motto. You always approach with caution. A man with an open mouth, is no different to the backside of a homosexual.
#Masculinity

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I would especially recommend Allama Iqbal as he specifically addressed some of the issues we are facing today in his poetry.

Poetry in general is a green light for rugged men, although Hafiz should be limited due to too many love poems in his work, which can potentially turn a man soft and mushy.

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@TaimoSaar @KarlRadl The judeo Christian civilization is all about pornography. The one before 45, was Christian civilization.