Stokes pumped nicely for this Ashes then - chooses to play only one warmup match, calls retired players critical of it ‘has beens’ and then goes and takes 6 wickets.
Fucking can’t wait for next Friday.
Gm. Public service announcement:
if you’re a gobby little shite of a teenager reading this (or indeed a parent with one),
go enjoy the outdoors in weather like this but please try not to be a cunt for once in your life - pick your shit up and put it in the bin!
Yet another round of golf ruined @WaterfrontGolf due to kids on holes 3 and 5 stealing balls,removing and running away with flags and hurling abuse. Can I suggest that we all start to take videos of the culprits in the hope that we can try to identify them and put a stop to it?