MultiMrPhill

"Quite Good Actually Guitar-Playing a Tad Too Loud".
"I suppose You Think That's Funny Philip".

[Steven Isserlis @StevenIsserlis]

A rather mournful sign in a Beijing restaurant...

[Steven Isserlis @StevenIsserlis]

I’ve been playing the Dvorak concerto for perilously close to fifty years now (groan); but still, rehearsing it this morning, I realise how many questions I still have about it. A quality of all great music: it constantly challenges one afresh.

[MultiMrPhill @MultiMrPhill]

@srossi72 For the time being at least. Have you got a Russian Hat?

[MultiMrPhill @MultiMrPhill]

@srossi72 I hope Madam is keeping cosy & has found her muff.

[Sonia Rossi 🇮🇹 🇬🇧 @srossi72]

@MultiMrPhill One never loses one's muff, Sir.
So I take it, the message is...best to stay away from Gail's Bakery then.

[archivetvmusings @archivetvmus71]

The Dawson Watch. Cissy and Ada at the seaside.

[Our Rach @our_rach]

The lad I fancied throughout year 9 text me in the holidays saying he liked me too. When we got back to school it transpired it was the other Rachael in my class that he liked and meant to text. Our names weren’t even spelt the same.
Brb, just off to cry again 19 years later.

[Sonia Rossi 🇮🇹 🇬🇧 @srossi72]

My cousin @RobertoFerdenzi asked a trainer at his local gym what kind of machine he should use to make himself more attractive to women.
Trainer told him to try a cash machine 😕

[MultiMrPhill @MultiMrPhill]

@Putneyman How's it hanging Amigo?! My Computer doesn't work, then it does...

[MultiMrPhill @MultiMrPhill]

@foodgov Many thanks.

[MultiMrPhill @MultiMrPhill]

@foodgov Are Gail's Bakery in Gloucest Rd allowed to put dirty washing-up in the same dumb-waiter as the Freshly Prepared food ready for Customers?

[Food Standards Agency @foodgov]

@MultiMrPhill Hi, If you have any concerns about a food business, you can report them to your local authority via this link https://t.co/nqr7C0Ll41 AL

[MultiMrPhill @MultiMrPhill]

BBC News - Labour's Keith Vaz will not stand for re-election https://t.co/J399XE2WNT He will however be looking forward to a General Erection. Ahem.

[Samuel Pepys @samuelpepys]

Mr. Temple’s wife; after dinner, fell to play on the harpsicon, till she tired everybody, that I left the house without taking leave, and no creature left standing by her to hear her.

[Alan Russell @soxgnasher]

Whitechapel Hay Market, c.1920
These pictures capture the last days of the hay market. It died out in the 1930s in the face of the internal combustion engine
London's markets 100 years ago – in pictures https://t.co/csSHPCpsFL

[MultiMrPhill @MultiMrPhill]

Lucy Bronze: ‘We’ve come from paying to play – I had to pay for my kit’
I had to Pay for My Gibson Les Paul luv. https://t.co/nmp8oUDrpK

[Zervas & Pepper @zervaspepper]

Not hearing talk in this election about the shocking levels of homelessness.. my heart breaks to see people brought so low in a Country that has so much money that could be used to fund mental health services, drug rehab, council housing.. homes for children leaving state care

[MultiMrPhill @MultiMrPhill]

@tearsforfears

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

Friend: Why don't you sing more when we go to the karaoke bar?

* driving to work earlier that morning *

Me:

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

Friend: Why don't you sing more when we go to the karaoke bar?

* driving to work earlier that morning *

Me:

[Hogarth's Progress @HogarthProgress]

Happy Birthday William Hogarth, 322 today! Our trustees celebrated with a slap-up supper last night (a huge #Mackens rib of beef) and our wreath, sponsored #Chiswick'sPot Pourri @ppflowers, is in place at his statue.