Scott

I'm charming and I use that to get what I want

Co-Host of 'The Push Off Podcast'

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LATEST: Former Vikings punter Chris Kluwe was arrested at a city council meeting while protesting against Donald Trump and MAGA, which he called a “Nazi movement.”

He vowed to continue civil disobedience before police handcuffed and carried him out.

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@PaulCharchian C’mon, the ‘Breast Cancer’ one was more of a question starter

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@chargers Every year you’re one of the best! #nflschedulerelease

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@Vikings Can’t find a loss…

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S7 E1 - 7TH HEAVEN

https://t.co/8QAtF0L8d3

Your two favorite football boys are back with a brand new season full of brand new segments!

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@FB_Helmet_Guy @mrmichael21 I am influenced young - best helmet year??

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@TitansUni Do we know what game(s) they will be worn?

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I drew a blank, we put it in a frame
Wait what you're winning, you didn't say this was a game
Well I guess I'll just have to play and play
Until I'm out of cash

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@joshzachariah3 @IBFarr @FieldYates Happened to Eric Kendricks last year

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All dogs know the sound of the cheese drawer

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Don: Knock-knock!
Joe: Who's there?
Don: Interrupting racist!
Joe: Interrupting racist w--
Don: PROUD BOYS STAND BY!

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Know what always cracks me up? People slowly falling into water when they try hard not to. Gold.

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Little something about me, I hate raisins

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Portions of orange juice outside of my own kitchen are ridiculously too small

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Sometimes I randomly remember I won’t hear any new Tom Petty music and it bums me out

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I ❤️ drone shots in crime dramas

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My dog gets free food and pays no rent and will still cry like a baby when his mama leaves. And they say Millennials need to grow up

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Life is too damn short to stand on an escalator.

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Starting to think the Midwest snowstorm today was just a big @GameOfThrones publicity stunt. Winter is here, we get it.