Mumbrained

Pagan Witch. Intersectional feminist. Scatterbrained. Science-based Parent.

They/them.

[Mumbrained @MumBrained]

Sometimes I forget that Parenting Facebook and Parenting Twitter are two very different arenas. The news that I had popcorn for dinner and my kid had a can of tuna is met with shock and judgement on Parenting Facebook.

Here I mostly get: "Yep. Same 😂"

[NiKa Kilgannon @SnarkyGobliness]

I finally went to a protest today and the person that I went with offered to make sure I felt safe.

But when I no longer felt safe and had a full scale panic attack I was told that they wouldn't leave, they didn't even ask if I was okay.

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@Doublee127 @Imjustabetterm1 Of course! I'm on team "I believe women". I'd rather block someone and turn out to be wrong, than not block someone shitty.

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I wish everyone would keep the fireworks to the 4th. I get it, you're excited to celebrate. But my Marine Corps vet of a husband, who did 2 tours in Iraq, has to hide in headphones with little sleep for a week before and after cause y'all have zero patience. Chill out.

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And definitely don't be weirdly pushy over confirming how many kids I have. I'm just generally weirded out by this whole scenario. I blocked the person and deleted the messages.

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Y'all, if you get weird in DM's I'm gonna block you. Yes, there are probably questions I missed asking the pediatrician about 1.5's development. But pushing me to ask you questions I may have missed so you can give me advice is super uncomfortable. Just stop.

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@DanialWillhelm @MommedRealHard My toddler doesn't seem to care, but my dog is having a hard time too.

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@motherlyqueer And my dog got spayed. Had to wear a cone and a onsie to keep her away from the incision

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@motherlyqueer My snake was trying to be sneaky.

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#NewProfilePic

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She came so close! 1.5 doesn't say words at all, so this was a big victory.

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@OriginalCanman Can't message you yours, either

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they gave me: bi
i am: Asexual

they gave me: 26
i am: 26

they gave me: out going
i am: A homebody

they gave me: taken
I am: Taken/handfasted

they gave me: 5'6"
i am: Yeah... 5'6"

drop an emoji and i'll tell u what i think based on ur profile

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@asbinvancity Can't message you yours 😰

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@15and9smom I can't message you yours, no message option on your profile

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@Mama_Bee14 Wooden keepsake boxes. I'm not sure how many I've had over my lifetime, but our recent moves put me down to 3

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@Papa_Bear81 🐍

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1.5 tried to copy me singing the ABC's. It was all the letter D, but she tried!