Mumma

I am loving retirement!!

[Mumma @MummaChris]

@ChrisJVogt http://t.co/9fhlqI1LZy

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Doomsday preppers is fucking horrible. Fuck you @NatGeo. What the hell is wrong with you people?

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@kcollege thank you for sending a van to the house.

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@kcollege why are your people cutting lawns at 7:45 am?

[Mumma @MummaChris]

Is this thing on?

[Imperial Beverage @ImperialBev]

Thank you, Kalamazoo, for your incredible support of the fourth annual Kalamazoo Beer Week! From the bottom of... http://t.co/4gc7In2vR7

[Waldos Campus Tavern @WALDOSatWMU]

@KzooBeerWeek Finch's is tapped!

[Mumma @MummaChris]

@WALDOSatWMU @KzooBeerWeek

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@PlayStation I wouldn't bitch if you made anything else comfortably compatible with the PS4 upon release.

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@PlayStation What's with the piece of shit headset that you get with the system? Who's fucking ear does that fit in?

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Is this thing on?

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@chartercommunications please turn on my Internet. You know who I am.

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@chartergeorge You need to stop working for those bastards

[Mumma @MummaChris]

Grade the Broncos' offensive performance vs. Ball State file:///android_asset/#pd_a_7490190

[NPR @NPR]

'Twerk' Sashays Into Oxford's Online Dictionary, 'Srsly' http://t.co/ZODz2CPhlt

[Mumma @MummaChris]

@ChrisJVogt Introducing new people to Iron Skies is always a treat.

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@AdamSessler You sold out for the Xbox One? You had me until you patronized people that might not have the best connection for always on.

[Mumma @MummaChris]

@MLive Why were black hawk helicopters flying over Kalamazoo tonight?

[Pee-wee Herman @peeweeherman]

Happy Earth Day!!