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[Dan @Mumpled]

@JeevunSandher Except it's not in your back yard is it, you rented a house here to get elected and no doubt will fk off again once you have destroyed Loughborough and your one term is over

[ESN Report @ES_News_]

https://t.co/gR9f9X480i

[Dan @Mumpled]

@Blueber13415354 Yes?

[Dan @Mumpled]

@TicketmasterUK spent hours in queue for oasis tickets, got as far as picking seats to then get told no longer available when going to checkout and then crashed. Gave up after watching a spinner for another hour but obviously not good enough for ballot... absolute joke

[Dan @Mumpled]

Gobsmacked at the amount of people claiming Trump assassination attempt staged... how did that conversation go down? "I need you to shoot me in the ear from a couple hundred feet away, oh and you'll most likely be killed yourself but that'll show them"

[Dan @Mumpled]

@AngelaCaulfiel5 You really are obsessed with him, borderline stalker!

[Dan @Mumpled]

@holte @Nigel_Farage We had a referendum where the options were FPTP or Alternative Vote, nothing to do with proportional representation.

Do you not know how to read?
Are you tweeting about things you know nothing about?
Or are you jumping on a bandwagon for a few likes making yourself look stupid?

[Dan @Mumpled]

@NormanBrennan Playground politics, apart from generic party lines most have spent more time bad mouthing oposition than talking about what they would actually do or the real issues people actually care about.

[Dan @Mumpled]

@NormanBrennan TCF

[Dan @Mumpled]

@FUDdaily Really showing what a twat you are recently

[Dan @Mumpled]

@DanielRadJ Just got back from a week in Mallorca this is total bollocks. Had to ensure same hell in queuing but this is because under 18s can't use automated barriers (in Spain) so families have to queue regardless of EU status plenty of brits without kids went straight through.

[Dan @Mumpled]

The state of british politics when an incumbent mayor's tactic is to critique tweets of the competition.

[Sadiq Khan @SadiqKhan]

🚨 Susan Hall is the most dangerous candidate I've ever faced.

Before you give her an X, read her X.

A thread:

[Dan @Mumpled]

@totalzero1977 @GBNEWS Even more ridiculous is using the fatality rate of pedestrians in crashes with cars when talking about motorways

[Jacob Rees-Mogg @Jacob_Rees_Mogg]

Freedom is not protected by banning things.

[Dan @Mumpled]

@jessphillips More Labour MPs post virtue signalling propaganda than providing realistic solutions to problems. Wobble your heads.

[Dan @Mumpled]

@GibCryptoNews @UKLabour They would need to come up with some first, well apart from "we're not the tories"

[Henry Roberts @hbjroberts]

I made a version of GeoGuessr where instead of guessing the location you guess who won a constituency in 2019, ElectionGuessr. You can try it out here! https://t.co/8XfWhF6MND

[Dan @Mumpled]

@BigBrother_hub Not having a hissy fit at the TV, he came 3rd fair play

[Dan @Mumpled]

@Margo_196000 @BBradley_Mans @Keir_Starmer No he'll just bankrupt the entire country instead

[Dan @Mumpled]

@frd_w_k @CrochetLady15 @sbsx974 @JamesCleverly Because designating terrorist groups is part of the role of home secretary... come on, it's not rocket science