Mumsnetter Problems

Mother to Arlo & Matilda, slave to Mumsnet...

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Just went on netmums talking about my holiday and one of the members called me 'sellfish' and 'enkonciderit'

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I hope Kate and Will don't name the #royalbaby Arlo... what if people think I'm common!

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Went on holiday to the Maldives and missed the #royalbaby

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My toaster doesn't have a bagel setting #mumsnetterproblems

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I don't have a Waitrose nearby #mumsnetterproblems

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I secretly agree with @KTHopkins but will deny it to my grave #mumsnetterproblems

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I cnt reed netmumz 2 murch txt spk!!!!!! Xxxxxxxxxxx lol #mumsnetterproblems

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I can't afford private school #mumsnetterproblems

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I'm not @mumsnet royalty #mumsnetterproblems

[Jane, Empress of the Known Universe (not GP)🏳️‍🌈 @blablafishcakes]

Just been reading Mumsnet. This guy OH gets about a lot.

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DC has a 'chav' name #mumsnetterproblems

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

my body is LITERALLY shaking from how much caffeine i've ingested this morning AM I GOING TO DIE

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I can't remember what I changed my nickname to... #mumsnetterproblems

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I don't live within 50 miles from Hull #mumsnetterproblems #wouldloveayoni

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I've got a Bugaboo with all the gear but no idea 😔😔😔 #mumsnetterproblems

[Sarah Walton @_SazzleDazzle]

Feel i should post a whinging comment on #mumsnet AIBU page about the annoying @DailyMailCeleb obsession with Tulisa & Chelsee Healey! 😠

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#mumsnetterproblems The slow cooker is a bit too slow for my liking...

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#mumsnetterproblems your child doesn't like your blog

[Amanda Holden @AmandaHolden]

After the MumsNet debacle I have now put my energies into this positive, supportive website as their New Ambassador http://t.co/fmctmMEGf3

[Elizabeth Hurley @ElizabethHurley]

Two irritating things this morning: the bread is mouldy and there's only de caff coffee.