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..If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat...

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An absence of Unions in newer industries has allowed Corporations to replace Pensions with Culture.

You can't survive retirement on swag.

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Daddy Trump just went out to buy milk and cigarettes. He'll be back any minute.

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Everyone seems really excited for Toy Story 5

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@CaseyDeSantis Yeah, it's so embarrassing when people pretend to be someone else.

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Helen Keller is trending because people are finding out the truth about her being a Flat Earther.

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Ron DeSantis extends Back to School Tax Holiday to include firearms.

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2A tax holiday is from September 8 through December 31…

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The hardest working podium

[Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis]

We stood up Alligator Alcatraz in just eight days as a centralized facility for deportation staging. The facility has a two-mile runway that allows federal military aircraft to transport illegal aliens out of the country, right on site. These deportation flights operated by DHS are underway, and we will support efforts to increase cadence of the flights so that the number of illegal aliens deported keeps increasing.

This is a mandate set upon us by the American people. Florida’s state and local agencies are serving as force multipliers for federal efforts to arrest and deport illegal aliens. We’re charging full speed ahead to deliver on immigration enforcement.

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Hopefully Marco Rubio is staying hydrated today

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@CaseyDeSantis Thank you for always being there when you need people the most!

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Matt Gaetz would make a great attorney general because he has a lot of personal experience with the legal system.

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@GovRonDeSantis Ron has broken Ed McMahon's record for most giant checks awarded.

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Things are going so bad that Benghazi will be trending again soon.

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Has anyone in history experienced more buyer's remorse than Elon?

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@CaseyDeSantis @GovRonDeSantis So great! When is the giant check photo op?

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Tacky-O and Con Con will always be there when they need you most!

[Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis]

We are rescuing our fellow Floridians and Americans from the situation in Israel. Working with @greybullrescue, we have helped 1500+ leave Israel and are currently flying hundreds back to Florida. I was happy to be at Tampa International Airport this morning to welcome 160 evacuees home.

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Will the Trump Phone work on the Patriot Wireless Network using the Warrior Wi Fi app downloaded from my old Freedom Phone?

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Dinesh D'Souza is America's greatest revisionist historian.

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@GovRonDeSantis Do the comedically sized checks come before or after the Infographic?

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@GovRonDeSantis When will the giant checks be handed out?

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@GovRonDeSantis Tacky-O and Con Con will always be there when they need you most!

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Elon was always the false boss before the Peter Thiel final level.

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Peter Thiel is who Lex Luthor wants to be when he grows up.