Munish Joshi

Comedian, Market Research Professional and Father of 4 amazing girls

[Munish Joshi @MunishJoshi72]

Voyager 1 lost contact with Earth today. Maybe Apple managed the last update, and no one at NASA has accepted this week's update to their terms and conditions.

[Munish Joshi @MunishJoshi72]

At All Stars Bar and Grill in Brampton tonight performing some Comedy and having a drink.

[Munish Joshi @MunishJoshi72]

The good old days of hard drinking. Once you're over 40, if you don't wear your glasses, the night will be a blur. Aging https://t.co/rDtObh2v7U

[Munish Joshi @MunishJoshi72]

I am in Brampton at Jake's boathouse at a Comedy show dropping a set. If you are in Btown, drop by. @ Jake's Boathouse https://t.co/eQ6kCdi1LD

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@rogers is still down. It has been almost 12 hours now. They must be on hold with their own tech support.

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Why do we support causes with purchasing a donut or cookie. Why do I need to support a cause with calories? My Doctor said it seems I care a lot about causes and that is a problem for my health. Sounds like a good time for a bake sale!

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Fall means I will be stuck indoors with my 4 daughters until Christmas. The W network will be on featuring love stories only women seem to understand. Why can't the W network have a love story between 2 hot female Ninjas? Make content men want to watch. I should work for them.

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@CP24 I wish the World Health Organization would make a similar statement regarding Tequila! I ruined a perfectly good shirt because I mixed beer and liquor!

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@CP24 Increase the vaccination rate and put the vaccine in American made beer. Don't worry, there isn't enough alcohol in beer to kill the vaccine, just brain cells.

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@CP24 I'm sure that bear will be acquitted because of the stand your ground law. In all seriousness, I feel bad for the family. It will be at least a year before the trial for the bear is over.

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@CP24 Wtf? How careless and heartless. Put the owner in a pick up truck, windows up and locked with a trucker who just came from Taco Bell. #GetEven

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@CP24 I got an Antibody test done to see if I had Antibodies post vaccination. Millions of anything being made is not perfect. I in a million kids in the US could turn out like Trump.

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If you want you want to help Canadians survive the heat, at least share directions to a bar with drink specials and a patio. @CP24
Should knowbthe best spots if they are everywhere. https://t.co/gcKyTGuj6D

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Special weather statement issued for Toronto, warns of 'very warm and humid' conditions
https://t.co/3xZCPIoxug

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Special weather statement issued for Toronto, warns of 'very warm and humid' conditions
https://t.co/3xZCPIoxug

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It's International Don't Fry Day which falls on a Friday when it's 31 degrees celsius and I going to fry today! The irony is killing me.

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@CP24 The extremes one will go to in order to try and create Godzilla. Better idea, syphon the water and run it thru a Brita filter. Not sure if that would work but I wanted to post something.

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Happy St. Patrick's day. Today I will count the number of drinks I have, times I've sworn and the number of times I puke. Let's take a day off COVID counts! Oh yeah Green beer = Green urine and bizarre dreams involving The Hulk. Drink responsibly.

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The US should build a statue like this one to commemorate Trump. https://t.co/f900alpUJ7

[Munish Joshi @MunishJoshi72]

Recycling has gone too far!. Forget Oscar De La Renta, this is Oscar The Grouch! https://t.co/9DReVVJYNY

[Munish Joshi @MunishJoshi72]

This is the newest addition to our family. This little pup people say is cute but I am just as hairy. https://t.co/9HBuFkUvCL