Goodbye, Uduaghan.
I am deeply saddened by the passing of my very dear elder brother, His Excellency, Dr Emmanuel Eweta Uduaghan, former Governor of Delta State. In my interactions with him, he treated me like his junior brother.
I recall with fondness the cordial working relationship I enjoyed with him during our time in public service. We worked together as brothers in the collective effort to promote and advocate for the award of the contract for the Second Niger Bridge, recognising its importance to national integration, commerce, and the development of the South-East and South-South. I am pleased that the effort ultimately succeeded and that the Second Niger Bridge became a reality, serving as a symbol of the importance of collaboration in the pursuit of national development.
His passing is a loss to his family, the people of Delta State, and our nation. I extend my heartfelt condolences to his family, the government, and the people of Delta State. May God grant him eternal rest and comfort all who mourn him. -PO
Nigerian entertainment is getting bigger, but who is REALLY carrying the industry right now? ππ³π¬
π΅ Music
π¬ Nollywood
π Fashion
π Comedy
Pick ONE. No diplomatic answers.
Let's see which industry wins on X. π
Two looks. Two different energies. One runway. π₯
π Pink for the elegance. πͺ½ White for the angelic fantasy.
Which look deserves the crown? Don't just voteβtell me WHY.
π THE BEAUTIFUL WIFE β A CHURCH OFFERING GONE WRONG! π€£
One Sunday morning, a pastor stood before his congregation and announced:
Pastor: βIf you know that your wife is beautiful, come forward and sow a wonderful seed into the house of God!β π
Immediately, several men rushed to the altar. Some dropped $100, others $200, and a few even gave $500! π΅π΅
But one man named Amebo slowly walked forward and dropped just $5 into the offering box.
The pastor noticed the amount and called him aside.
Pastor: βMy brother, is your wife not beautiful? Why would you come forward and drop only $5 when other men are giving hundreds of dollars?β
Amebo looked at the pastor with a straight face and replied:
Amebo: βPastor, please don't misunderstand me. My wife is beautiful!β
The pastor looked confused.
Pastor: βThen why did you give only $5?β
Amebo leaned closer and whispered:
βPastor, if you see my wife, you will give ME money instead!β ππππππ
The pastor stood there speechless! π€£π€£
QUESTION: ππ If you were the pastor, would you refund his $5 or give him an extra $100 out of sympathy? π€£π€£
ππ THREE FRIENDS, THREE WIVES, ONE TERRIFIED HUSBAND! π€£
Three close friends decided to meet at a bar one evening to relax, have a few drinks, and talk about life.
As the drinks flowed, the conversation somehow turned to their wives and childbirth.
The first man smiled proudly and said, βMy wife read A Tale of Two Cities before giving birth, and guess what? She gave birth to TWINS!β πΆπΆ
The other two men were impressed.
The second man quickly jumped in. βThat's nothing! My wife read The Three Musketeers before giving birth, and she gave birth to TRIPLETS!β πΆπΆπΆ
The two friends cheered, congratulating him on his three little bundles of joy.
But suddenly, the third man checked his watch, jumped out of his chair, and started rushing toward the door.
His friends looked at him in confusion.
βBro! Where are you going in such a hurry? We're just getting started!β
The third man turned around, his face pale with fear, and shouted:
βMY WIFE WAS READING ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES WHEN I LEFT HOME THIS MORNING!!!β πππ
He didn't even wait for his change before running out! πββοΈπ¨π
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QUESTION: If you were in his shoes, would you run home or change your identity and relocate to another country? ππ
Drop your answer in the comments! π
π¨ INTERNET, LET'S TALK! ππ₯
Tom Welling just joined TikTok, and the internet has been talking!
For those who grew up watching Smallville, seeing Clark Kent back in the spotlight hits differently. π¦ΈββοΈ
Be honest: Who was your favourite Superman actor of all time? ππ
#TomWelling #Smallville
If you were awarded $50 Million right now, but you could ONLY buy things starting with the first letter of your name...
What are you buying first? ππ
π¨ ELON MUSK IS TRYING TO MAKE TRAFFIC HISTORY! πβοΈ
Imagine waking up late for work, checking the road, seeing a massive traffic jamβ¦ and then pressing a button to FLY OVER EVERYONE! ππ₯
Elon Musk, imagine if your next big innovation makes us choose between driving on the road and flying over it. The future is looking expensive! πΈπ€£
Be honest: If Elon Musk released a flying car tomorrow, would you buy one or would you be too scared to leave the ground? ππ
#ElonMusk #FlyingCar #FutureTechnology #Tesla #Innovation