biblically accurate lover girl

level 27 #1 polarize stan #1 Jabari & Meadow stan

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

keep irritating that spot on your face you almost got it

[.:•*✧* BANKROLL *✧*•:. @BBYKUSHKEN]

I act like joseline hernandez when i get mad thats why i wish ppl leave me tf alone

[tradenip @rossisongo]

High af. As a touch deprived child it took me so long to realize my dog just wants me to pet him for no reason sometimes. I’m like you are fed, housed, and appear to be fully functioning. Why r u in my face. I had not accounted for the rest of love. Love to me was only surviving.

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

The little bunny needs to cry to cleanse her soul, but the tears aren't coming.

[grace @gracefishlove]

I get rlly frightened when the washing machine gets to the scary part

[stew garlic @strwberryvape]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feel when the whole gang together

[biblically accurate lover girl @MUPHORlA]

I love when my friends tell me they did anal for the first time, like we homies fr fr :>

[yadi ⋆˚꩜｡⋆. @strawberryadi]

lately

[biblically accurate lover girl @MUPHORlA]

Omg the birds are chirping goodnight!!

[biblically accurate lover girl @MUPHORlA]

I love being hella extra with my commentary when my man is snoring hella loud and im watching a film (he can sleep through anything so it’s not abuse) but just to rotate him and calm the noise for a moment lmaooo

[biblically accurate lover girl @MUPHORlA]

“Being a human is a condition that requires a little anesthesia”

That quote will alway slaughter me bitch I love Bohemian Rhapsody

[ms. gLORY @SAINTLORYN]

she won that hoe 😂

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[nan @angelflesh3]

why does like every ethnic group eat rice

[Maia Lorne @MaiaLorne_x]

I love when I tweet and nobody interacts with me it makes me feel like this

[Maia Lorne @MaiaLorne_x]

Zero engagement won't stop me from tweeting

[coely coely coely @beeinbostonn]

27 is lowkey the first year of being alive

[biblically accurate lover girl @MUPHORlA]

It’s alway some slow barely mobile smooth brained reprobate in Denver trying to sue me, if yall don’t get TF!!!

[🐌mahru🌔 @mahrugarita]

u ever stuff an entire biscuit in ur mouth right before calling someone who usually picks up on the 5th ring but they uncharacteristically pick up on the 2nd ring & u’re not done w ur biscuit yet so they keep saying HELLO? HELLO? but the biscuit won’t let u speak???