Hanter Montanter✨

Chicken enthusiast

[Hanter Montanter✨ @muppetleg]

what is with random dudes who don’t follow me on ig watching my stories ALLLLL THE TIME and also what is with men who are not single being obsessed with me

[Hanter Montanter✨ @muppetleg]

Amyl and the Sniffers playing at the local Five Guys hell yeah hell yeah

[Hanter Montanter✨ @muppetleg]

*Pitbull voice*

[Hanter Montanter✨ @muppetleg]

Omg I hate fine line tattoos so much

[Hanter Montanter✨ @muppetleg]

One of my dogsitting clients never pays me til like several days after I’m done and it is so annoying like just bc I also have a real job doesn’t mean I don’t need money!!!!

[maddie @madsssagascar]

“post a photo dump of you from 2016!” absolutely not. what the fuck is wrong with you

[Hanter Montanter✨ @muppetleg]

Gay Costco guys be like

[Hanter Montanter✨ @muppetleg]

I need attention

[Hanter Montanter✨ @muppetleg]

Bring back the use of helping verbs

[Hanter Montanter✨ @muppetleg]

I’m dogsitting for these people who have this beautiful, smart house-y new construction and all of their wall art are just pictures of their kids and grandkids which is whatever BUT they’re all stuck on the walls, not nailed, and they’re not leveled. Just stuck. Like. Huh???

[Hanter Montanter✨ @muppetleg]

Bill New Year’s Eve the science gew years eve

[Hanter Montanter✨ @muppetleg]

@GeorgiaSirius Scorpio sun + Pisces moon + Capricorn rising + Sagittarius Venus

[Hanter Montanter✨ @muppetleg]

“You get the family discount” never gets old

[Hanter Montanter✨ @muppetleg]

The lil riff from Four Sticks by Led Zeppelin would probably resurrect me from the dead

[Hanter Montanter✨ @muppetleg]

WHYIS EVERYONE USING THE PIANO MAN/SILVER SPRINGS MASHUP IT DRIVES ME BONKERS

[Hanter Montanter✨ @muppetleg]

@nayrthabackpack What

[Hanter Montanter✨ @muppetleg]

Another silly little pet peeve of mine: picture of person as a toddler as their profile pic

[Hanter Montanter✨ @muppetleg]

Thinking about Cindy Brady’s dumb ass hairstyle. Pissed off.

[Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻 @CrocodileCam]

Again, please knock these down when you see them, and refrain from building them. It legit is a threat to wildlife

[Hanter Montanter✨ @muppetleg]

Went to a dispensary that had a drive thru. What a time to be alive