Patrick Carroll

[Patrick Carroll @MuppetPat]

Oh man! My favorite podcaster and fantasy football expert @BBFFMikey is trying to get on the @dpshow. Best of luck!

[Mikey Henninger @BBFFMikey]

The @dpshow is looking for a host while they're in town for the NFL Draft in 2025, and I can't think of a better place in Wisconsin than in "The Basement," which is where I host my YouTube Show and Podcast.

I like to think it's a DP-esque mancave setup!

Why me? Thread👇

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Me when I go to a fancy restaurant

[Patrick Carroll @MuppetPat]

Me today in my fantasy championship playing the guy who has Dak and CeeDee

[Patrick Carroll @MuppetPat]

I think I need to stop drinking. I must've gotten onto Spanish TikTok last night and convinced myself that I'm fluent enough...I'm not fluent enough

[Patrick Carroll @MuppetPat]

If we're not talking about Neil the Seal I don't wanna speak to you this weekend.

[Patrick Carroll @MuppetPat]

@brittany_hohler There's a button that says Jump to recipe on most websites. If there isn't search the page for keywords like lb, oz or tsp.

[Patrick Carroll @MuppetPat]

@nflmemes Me in my car at 16.

[Distilled Royale @DRoyale]

Me leaving the function drunk showing love to random people I took shots with

[Patrick Carroll @MuppetPat]

@becca_french OB noodle house is like 100 paces from my front door!

[Patrick Carroll @MuppetPat]

Talking to local San Diegonites, Diegoens, whatever, is a trip.

"Oh yah that's only like an 1.5 hours away unless you're in traffic, then it's 4 hours, which is pretty good"

What part of that is good madam.

[Patrick Carroll @MuppetPat]

Football is dumb and I hate it...

[Patrick Carroll @MuppetPat]

@Ramo2653 Both were hard as hell

[Patrick Carroll @MuppetPat]

@becca_french Never once. This always makes me nervous, like what people are thinking of me for watching them. Like you posted a story, I like to watch the story. I don't think there should be any deeper research than that. ...is that how I end up on the "close friends" list?

[Patrick Carroll @MuppetPat]

@AllenHalas Badgers are having fried bird for dinner tonight!

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone https://t.co/putYxjUrLy

[PlayStation Park @PlayStationPark]

'Tomb Raider II' was released on the PlayStation 26 years ago today in the US.

[Kaaliya Gamer @KaaliyaGamer]

Name a game you've played more than 5 times with a GIF

Final Fantasy VIII

[Patrick Carroll @MuppetPat]

I don't need Teleheatlth. I need Teleplumbing. Let me video call a dude to tell me what to do about my running toilet and leaky bathtub.

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

My neighbors gonna be mad at me once that new André 3000 drops tonight because imma be playing along with him