@TELUS my father is trying to order your Telus calendar but is older and doesn’t understand how to do it online and I can’t help him over the phone. Are you able to just send him one another way?
@Adobe I cancelled my plan and have confirmation and you still charged my account. I used it less than a day. Who can I contact to rectify this as I cannot find a customer service number.#not impressed.
If Trump seizes Greenland from Denmark, does that mean that all Americans will be entitled to:
Free healthcare with no deductibles?
A free college education?
52 weeks of paid parental leave?
5 weeks of paid vacation?
Because that’s what everyone in Denmark and Greenland has.
@NS_PublicWorks are you able to direct me to the person who is responsible for overseeing snowplow operations in Victoria County, Cape Breton? Thanks in Advance.
I deliver pizzas on the weekends. Last Saturday, I got an order for a small pepperoni to a house at the end of a dark cul-de-sac. An old man answered the door. He moved slow. "I didn't really want the pizza," he said, handing me the cash. "My wife died last month. We used to eat pizza on Saturdays. The house is just… too quiet." I looked at my delivery app. I had no other orders pending. "Well," I said. "I'm on my break. You mind if I have a slice with you?" His eyes widened. "You would?" I sat on his porch for 45 minutes. We ate the pizza. He told me about his wife, Martha. She loved gardening. She hated spicy food. When I stood up to leave, he grabbed my hand. "You're a good kid. You filled the silence." I didn't make much in tips that night. But I made a friend.
BRUTAL: Jimmy Kimmel thrashes Trump's capture of Venezuelan dictator Maduro: "Yes, he's a criminal and a dictator who's driven his country into financial ruin, while he and his family have lined their own pockets, but Maduro is no saint either."
BOOM!
Have you ever seen drunk elephants? This hilarious moment will have you laughing non-stop! 🐘😂
Elephants get drunk on the alcohol that's contained in over-ripe Marula fruits - which is one of their staple foods. The fruits can have an alcohol content similar to some Pale Ales, and elephants eat MASSIVE amounts of them. Combined with the fact that their bodies can't metabolize that alcohol very well (Humans do it 40 TIMES better than most animals!), and getting them drunk isn't a hard thing to do! 😵💫
When Adolf Hitler invaded Austria the world did nothing, most Austrians didn't want to be German but there was nothing they could against an army 10x their size.
Exact same vibes today, 88 years later, learned nothing.
This remains the absolute best Government of Canada post clearing Santa for take-off into sovereign Canadian airspace.
Thanks to Canada’s 23rd Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Transport Minister Omar Alghabra. @JustinTrudeau @OmarAlghabra
Christmas Eve in the Netherlands, where every year children light candles on the graves Canadian soldiers who liberated the Netherlands in '44-'45.
Thank you Canada! 🇨🇦
@nsgov@CBRMGov can you please pass on to whoever is in charge of painting the arrows on the road and get them to do something about the round a bout in Sydney River. I don’t know how many cars I’ve seen going the wrong way because it looks like you can make a left turn..