"Hmm..."
Buddy rubs his chin and paced around for a moment, then stops.
"I know! Today we have an art contest! Isn't that exciting? And the best part is, you can do any kind of art for it too!"
The orange unicorn tilted his head in response to the other's confusion, and through his cheerful and childish facade, he responded verbally.
"I'm not a costume, silly! I'm the real deal!"
โโ @MurderousBuddy .
Head tilted, looking skeptically at the ..orange unicorn before him. He wasn't highโโor hallucinating, right?
โ What the * hell * kind of costume is that..? โ
"It all depends. They usually love me. Follow my games, my songs...but they get scared when they mess up...and upset me. That's when I decide it's time to throw them in the trash and pick out some better eggs!"
"Let's make a deal! I'll let you have...the disobedient ones. The bad eggs. And I'll keep the ones worth keeping. In fact...I'll let you have ANY of the ones that step out of line. It saves me from keeping these nice hooves clean! Hehe. How about it?"