Matt Murdock

Lawyer by day. Tweeter by night. I have many thoughts about public policy & private sector overreach (i.e. Stark Enterprises). #BlackLivesMatter. Guide 🐶 user.

[Matt Murdock @MurdockThoughts]

So when Sigourney Weaver brought my ex- back, a very clingy foster daughter came with her. The passenger (because she doesn't drive and is too scared to be alone) is understandably angry. Luke told me he found them a kind feminist therapist who does DBT. Elektra is a good mom.

[Matt Murdock @MurdockThoughts]

Still checking my messages: David left me a very odd text. He sounded some combination of freaked out and strangely elated. He mentioned something about being right and how stupid everyone else is. He saw this whole #infinitywar coming. Professor X said they had coffee last week.

[Matt Murdock @MurdockThoughts]

On that note, I've been having a lot trauma-related psych referrals lately. Wondering if I can convince Dr. Lehnsherr to come out of retirement. Hoping he's bored of playing with his grandkids (and all the magnetic toys they've built lately). Hope he's okay. #infinitywar

[Matt Murdock @MurdockThoughts]

Jessica Jones left me a very panicked voicemail. She had a bad dream last night about a looming purple figure. Who disappeared before her eyes. No one remembered his name. Maybe it started with a K. No one knew for sure; she asked me to come over & make tea. I did. #infinitywar

[Matt Murdock @MurdockThoughts]

This has been happening to me a lot lately. Friends calling about abusers who don't seem to exist anymore. But part of them is still terrified. Maybe trauma lingers across timelines. Wondering if Dr X is taking patients again. He is a kind psychiatrist after all. #InfinityWar

[Matt Murdock @MurdockThoughts]

Professor X left me a very brief voicemail: he wants to know if recent events across the world will make it harder to expand the campus for gifted learners. Also wonders how to explain to all those parents why half of his students are gone. #infinitywar #murdockthoughts

[Matt Murdock @MurdockThoughts]

Luke Cage texted me back. I asked him for hoodie recommendations. I think I'll order some for my spring fundraiser for Blind nonprofit where I tutor elementary schoolers in social studies (& general awesomeness❗️). He likes to keep it simple: neutral colors (& easily replaced).

[Matt Murdock @MurdockThoughts]

Blackberry Jam also wants you to know she's not a robot either. She's a good doggo. #blackberryjam #servicedoghandler #blacklab #servicelab

[Matt Murdock @MurdockThoughts]

Just heard a voiceover notification on my beloved older version Crabapple phone: Twitter thinks I'm a robot. I assured our corporate overlords #onhere that I'm, in fact, very real: Just a guy with a white cane and a seeing eye lab. Her name is Blackberry jam. #a11y #notarobot

[Matt Murdock @MurdockThoughts]

Also before you claim to have no idea who batman is. Or I've lost my damn mind, please talk to Doctor strange. Also he says you can go to AA with him (& borrow his sponsor until you get your own). The new guy brings coffee. Not donuts. That's for regulars to do. We trust them.

[Matt Murdock @MurdockThoughts]

So I have some thoughts about Stark Enterprises. I'll save those for later. For now, I'll begin with some grievances. T. Stark, hope you're listening... I found Batman a grief counselor. Also an anger management group. Maybe y'all can carpool together. #MurdockDiss #festivus