machiavellian vox polemicist

The rumours are true

[machiavellian vox polemicist @MurdockVox]

They should let you have a house in Duolingo

[machiavellian vox polemicist @MurdockVox]

I bought an ottoman

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Tonight I plan to give Notice of Intent to bring forth a Privileged Resolution this week to force the release of all names of U.S. Representatives who have used your tax dollars to settle sexual misconduct claims.

Do you want your Representative to vote for this disclosure?

[machiavellian vox polemicist @MurdockVox]

He’s got two coconuts and he’s bangin’ em together

[machiavellian vox polemicist @MurdockVox]

I miss swiping credit cards that was such a vibe

[machiavellian vox polemicist @MurdockVox]

I will give classes to rich people for $100

[machiavellian vox polemicist @MurdockVox]

Whoever lives below me is definitely losing their fucking mind rn

[machiavellian vox polemicist @MurdockVox]

Quiet little voices
Creep into my head
I’m young again
I’m young again
I’m young again
I’m young
A
Gàn

[machiavellian vox polemicist @MurdockVox]

Sometimeeeeeeeeeess I just wanna rewiiiiiiinndd

[machiavellian vox polemicist @MurdockVox]

You’re telling me Grammy winning, certified multi-platinum artist Weezer with multiple charted singles and unquantifiable cultural impact throughout the 2000s released a single on my birthday and the first lyric is “happy birthday” ??

[machiavellian vox polemicist @MurdockVox]

If you go to the bank on your birthday they should give you $10

[machiavellian vox polemicist @MurdockVox]

My top song this month is gonna be pitbull but I’m not gonna say which song, lol, fine it’s hotel room service !

[machiavellian vox polemicist @MurdockVox]

Driving home from Astoria drinking an Americano

[Mountain Dew® @MountainDew]

Goths

[machiavellian vox polemicist @MurdockVox]

I don’t think I’ll consider myself a success until I get an audience with Pope Leo

[machiavellian vox polemicist @MurdockVox]

Putting the top 3 martini in the capital region on my resume

[machiavellian vox polemicist @MurdockVox]

I’m off the Dr. Konstantin Frank 2023 Blaufränkisch

[machiavellian vox polemicist @MurdockVox]

Just realized I should be freezing my food

[machiavellian vox polemicist @MurdockVox]

At price chopper absolutely booking it toward the entenmanns

[machiavellian vox polemicist @MurdockVox]

Soulja boy I tell ya