Sam Murfin

Carolina Hurricanes superfan

[crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetal_moment]

"hive mind" by knocked loose featuring denzel curry (2026)

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas

[Career Day - End-Times Emo @careerdayny]

I thought Bad Bunny shouting out all of the Americas was kinda beast but let me go to Facebook and see what people who never left my hometown have to say.

[karl anthony townes van zandt @SamAsItEverWas]

Imagine writing an essay so bad that hundreds of your classmates show up to a protest to say you deserved a failing grade.

[Judge Alex Ferrer @judgealexferrer]

Dear @realDonaldTrump, If it’s not too much trouble, we would like to see the IRS & SEC investigate how all of our politicians become multimillionaires on a govt salary. Actually, we all know how they do it. We’d just like something done about it.

Sincerely,

The American People

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

All these people who said we should elect Trump cause he’s a business man are about to find out why so many of his businesses went bankrupt.

[Benjamin Allbright @AllbrightNFL]

They aren’t tariffs “on Canada and Mexico and China” they’re tariffs on goods from those countries which are paid by you, the US consumer, not anyone from any of those countries.

Congratulations on voting to make everything more expensive for absolutely no reason.

[Big O 🦍 @__BigO__]

President of America stood on national television and said the reason a helicopter flew into a commercial jet was because of diversity in the work place…

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

-cis straight white airplane pilot
-cis straight white helicopter pilot
-cis straight white air traffic controller
-cis straight white FAA administrator fired by cis straight white president and cis straight white billionaire

[himpath (francis etc) @gorgeousbrains]

sorry i looked at your instagram story 11 seconds after you posted it but you have to understand i haven’t put my phone down in 6 years

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

My body, Dua Lipa’s choice

[🌻CJ🌻 @TheMintMermaid]

THE VOTES ARE IN, IT WAS OVER FROM THE START. TYRANITAR SWEEP!!!!!!

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

On Kirk's birthday, he gets the aux

[Wyer @wyermush]

Holy shit AJ and Big Justice weren’t lying there are 5/5 on the BOOM💥 meter 😭🙏

[. @MavsFan69]

MY GLORIOUS KING YOUVE BEEN AVENGED!!! IYKYK