Dan Murphy

Will there be cake?

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

[Libertarian Party @LPNational]

https://t.co/x6lbzvvN1X

[jenny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇷 @rauthasdune]

those animals got to keep their voices bc elphaba fought for them btw

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

When you ain’t do nun on the group project and still get an A🏅

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[Christopher Lloyd @DocBrownLloyd]

Time…

[Ten000Hours @DevInTheLab]

Morant has to be stopped.
Pure basketball has vanished from the earth and I’m snitching on everyone.
- the number 1 social media snitch ref

[Overtime @overtime]

Only in NYC 🤣 (via beautifulsoulsinnyc/IG)

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Brad Galli @BradGalli]

Here’s the darts scene from #TedLasso because no matter what your day or week has been like, the darts scene from #TedLasso is the best.

[Adam Duxter @AdamDuxter]

For the second time in two weeks, public works crews in St Louis Park are working to repair a water main break that flooded nearby homes.

The homeowners say they feel like they’re in the dark about the cause and they’re worried it could happen again. @wcco #wcco

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Several errors on the play

[Mark Titus @clubtrillion]

"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up"

[Paul Feig @paulfeig]

Someone should invent an alarm clock where the alarm is the sound of a dog about to throw up. Because nothing wakes me up and gets me out of bed faster than that.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Ben Simmons John Adams
🤝
76ers that NBA players
don’t respect

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

Bud ...

[Robert Palace @RobertPalacios2]

Disney and Pixar’s HEAT

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

She's gone bro. And she ain't coming back.