murk

am murk ellus. 2nd baesmen on teh cerds nd ai gr9 defusive pleyur. danuel descelso ez mi best frend

[murk @MurkEllus]

Goodbye

[murk @MurkEllus]

@EmYadiurPls wen ahm of of dl ahm b stertin catcher methunii told mi

[murk @MurkEllus]

mi > rogurs hornsbe

[murk @MurkEllus]

rlly am nawt lyin http://t.co/BvZGotOi0J

[murk @MurkEllus]

am GOAT 2nd baseman n a's histuri

[murk @MurkEllus]

Descalso will replace rosey as closer

[murk @MurkEllus]

fak I gawt enjured durien sex with methunii

[Chris @deepflameisgr8]

@MurkEllus if I was into this toon thon thing I totally would. I think I'll stick with just being #thekingofbaseball

[murk @MurkEllus]

someone make a al hrabosky toon lmao

[murk @MurkEllus]

@ShulbyMillur yee deseclso has teh best era of all time

[murk @MurkEllus]

@emAJpls pls

[murk @MurkEllus]

@ShulbyMillur am telin miek tu dfa u nd put deseclso n teh sterting rotation

[murk @MurkEllus]

@ShulbyMillur O

[murk @MurkEllus]

@emAJpls ur still clobhowse cancur

[murk @MurkEllus]

mi nd descelso r teh faeces of the cardnulz

[murk @MurkEllus]

@ShulbyMillur u shuld b a startur n rukie leege

[murk @MurkEllus]

tbh ozzie smith currentli ez an better feelder then derik jetur

[murk @MurkEllus]

@ShulbyMillur i shuld b an evry dey startur

[murk @MurkEllus]

btw i hav teh 9th best feelding pertentaeg bi an 2nd baesman of al tiem

[murk @MurkEllus]

y aint methunii giving me ani staerts am best hetter of al tiem pls.