Maybe: TJ

 Frozen banana salesman/child. 2006 Time Magazine Person Of The Year. Award-losing journalist. Amazon Prime and Spotify premium member. Future ghost.

[Maybe: TJ @Murocker]

Today I was reminded that I am not always a good person. I hurt someone that was special to me unintentionally but significantly. I should have chosen differently. Waste no time contemplating what a good man should be… be one. I chose not to be. I’m sorry. 🌙

[Maybe: TJ @Murocker]

@The_Dave_Mann @owenbjennings No Cash App, the financier

[Maybe: TJ @Murocker]

#TrueAustin .@VisitAustinTX #AvoidAustin

[Alexandrea Whelan @AlexandreaMack]

Visited Austin for the first time excited to experience the city, trails, and local business community. Instead, on day one, I was assaulted on the Ann and Roy Butler Hike and Bike Trail at the stairs to Congress Bridge.
#avoidaustin .@VisitAustinTX

[Alexandrea Whelan @AlexandreaMack]

Visited Austin for the first time excited to experience the city, trails, and local business community. Instead, on day one, I was assaulted on the Ann and Roy Butler Hike and Bike Trail at the stairs to Congress Bridge.
#avoidaustin .@VisitAustinTX

[Matt Braynard @MattBraynard]

We're so back.

An entrepreneur is restoring Pizza Huts to their former glory.

[Maybe: TJ @Murocker]

This version of hockey is not entertaining

[SuperSisi @SuperSisi]

Happy Easter! 🥚

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Madden Orlovsky had a heartfelt message for his family and friends in honor of World Autism Awareness Day 🥹

This was a special moment for all of us at ESPN. Thanks, Madden and @danorlovsky7 ❤️

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

ALMOST FRIDAY AND AMERICA’S GOING TO THE MOON 🚀🇺🇸🦅

[Maybe: TJ @Murocker]

There are four autobahns in the world, one is in Florida.

[Sami Nathaniel @NathanielSami]

I didn't see that coming.!!!

[Matthew Foldi @MatthewFoldi]

Iran is about to find out why we don’t have free health care

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

One of the most beautiful guitar solos ever made

[Liam McCollum @MLiamMcCollum]

Iran is about to find out why we have $39 trillion in national debt

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

One of the most beautiful songs ever written

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

For the pure joy of the game

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Proud to be an American. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 "You're the highest-ranking gay officeholder in US history. I bet some people don't know that."

SCOTT BESSENT: What it says about Trump is this Cabinet is based on MERIT. I go to the office every day knowing I was chosen on MERIT!

We LOVE BESSENT!

[Maybe: TJ @Murocker]

@stoolpresidente What about this one?

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

Pouring one out for The Reverend Jesse Jackson. A giant and a champion for civil rights and equality.

But can anyone read Green Eggs and Ham better? No.