Colton Murphy

[Colton Murphy @murphcolt]

@DoorDash @DoorDash id love some pokemon cards!

[Colton Murphy @murphcolt]

Are Heelys business casual? Asking for a friend

[Colton Murphy @murphcolt]

I want to go back in Plato’s cave

[Colton Murphy @murphcolt]

@VirginAtlantic trying to get through so I can add my middle initial to transfer points. Anyway I can get through to y’all?

[Colton Murphy @murphcolt]

Whoever is putting chiles in my soup for the soul please stop

[Bryson Panas @BrysonPanas]

@reesejgorman Boomer sooner, go #teamCole

[Colton Murphy @murphcolt]

I didn’t know there was a solar eclipse and thought I had permanent tint installed in my eyes

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Panicked McCarthy Looks For Fire Alarm https://t.co/sfX1JGt8sz

[Colton Murphy @murphcolt]

Zach should cover Johnny Cash and name it Craig County Blues

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

Right now u can watch Ancient Aliens on the NONHISTORYCHANNEL

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

the pilot moments before the submarine went missing

[Colton Murphy @murphcolt]

Hoping I don’t have banana breath

[Senator Marco Rubio: Archived @SenMarcoRubio]

Rampant crime in Washington D.C. continues to make living in our nation's capital unsafe.

Joined Senator Vance (@SenVancePress) in introducing a disapproval motion to nullify DC Council's absurd anti-policing measure.

https://t.co/YkBJINSfxW

[Colton Murphy @murphcolt]

Day three of home ownership and I’ve already lost my keys and garage remote

[Will Kremer @WillKremer]

Visiting my friend who is the chief of staff for a United States Senator.

This is his bedroom.

[Reese Gorman @reesejgorman]

. @MKTreat wins the race for Oklahoma County Clerk. She defeats Democratic opponent @DerrickScobey. #OkPol

[Colton Murphy @murphcolt]

@beinlibertarian So anyway, I started blasting

[Colton Murphy @murphcolt]

@CarmenMForman Government budget pays for government entity. So surprising