Murph

Everyone's a critic, and most people are DJs.

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I'd totally win a "Jay Leno Lookalike" contest. But then, a "Jay Leno Lookalike" contest would win a "World's Saddest Contest" contest.

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@ChrisWittyngham I always wonder what Klinsmann would’ve said to Wilmots after the final whistle if Wondo had scored. Like does he apologize? Belgium should’ve won that game in 90 minutes by 3-4 goals.

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@benwright If the game started when Balogun was redcarded they played 40 minutes up a man and the US won 1-0.

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@BrianSciaretta The Slovenia draw should have an asterisk we all know Mo Edu scored the game winner.

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@BrianSciaretta @broccalicious And Fring 100% flopped on the “foul” that led to Germany’s free kick goal.

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If the match started when Balogun was red-carded, the US played down a man for 40 minutes and won 1-0. #USMNT #Bosnia #Balogun

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I’m too old to have seen it, but watching France right now has to be something like watching Secretariat at the Belmont. They’re just destroying the entire field. #FIFA #WorldCup

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2010: LeBron leaves Cleveland for Miami, during the World Cup, rerouting American sports media attention towards him.
2014: he leaves Miami for Cleveland, during the World Cup.
2018: he leaves Cleveland for LA, during the World Cup
2026: leaves LA, USA hosting World Cup.

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@shaunvlog_ FYI you’re in the NY Times

https://t.co/9fMYfdvRXD

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@vashikoo “I’m gonna find your wife and kids and I’m gonna kill them. Then I’m gonna go have a nice hot meal.”

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At the last two world cups, Japan 🇯🇵 has beaten Colombia, Spain and Germany, tied Croatia, and scared the shit out of Belgium. Why is anyone surprised by this result right now? #Brazil #FIFA #WorldCup

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@AnthonyDabbundo It was 100° all over Europe last week and will be again next week. Short of only playing in countries south of the equator, America is probably the best place to have the WC since at least we have a host of indoor stadiums.

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@shaunvlog_ Just hit the ”record” button on my Direct TV app

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@ctc8910 @GayBearRes Pocchetino wasn’t brought to beat Bosnia in a knockout game. Any decent MLS coach could do that. He was brought in to beat the likes of Belgium in a knockout game. If he doesn’t, or god forbid we don’t even get past B and H, then the last two years have been a waste of time and $

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@shaunvlog_ @JamesUthmeierFL

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@PaulCarr Any root for chaos scenarios?

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@SethAWeitz @RobUsry And if we had won the group, we would’ve gotten Italy in rd of 16. Completely different proposition from playing Mexico.

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@SethAWeitz @RobUsry Yeah to my memory, that’s the last time the US played a WC game with no stakes involved.

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@theworldofOZ @FootballVault8 That was the Belgium round of 16 game

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@shaunvlog_ Yeah if there ever was a World Cup for “American” football and people wore Cowboys jerseys it would turn everyone off. Have a blast in Miami. Good luck tomorrow.