Ryan 🙃

Netflix Addict

[Ryan 🙃 @Murphmaster]

Need another season of #traitors ASAP.

[Ryan 🙃 @Murphmaster]

@Tan_Tan06 HMU 🔥

[Ryan 🙃 @Murphmaster]

I’m not looking for a friend, im looking for an Amigas Cheetah. Friend for life

[Ryan 🙃 @Murphmaster]

Annie please never fucking touch alcohol again #LoveIsBlind

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Annie is fucking cringe dot com #LoveIsBlind

[Ryan 🙃 @Murphmaster]

I’m at a restaurant mid bite of my hot dog and Free Woman by Lady Gaga comes on and I’m surrounded by boomers and I’m trying to keep my shit together.. help

[Ryan 🙃 @Murphmaster]

Reality tv hasn’t been the same since we met Dog and Beth.

[Ryan 🙃 @Murphmaster]

Chrishell is the kinda girl to start a physical altercation and then play the victim…. What a nut case #SellingSunset

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Are all the people who were bitching about the #snackwrap actually eating them? Cuz y’all are quiet all of a sudden.

[Ryan 🙃 @Murphmaster]

I’m still not over Holmes on #overcompensating - they’re such an icon 🔥😍

[Ryan 🙃 @Murphmaster]

@axs I notice you still haven’t emailed me for my Chappell tix… u tryna fight?

[Ryan 🙃 @Murphmaster]

I don’t know any of my friends birthdays. I literally rely on social media for reminders.

[Ryan 🙃 @Murphmaster]

I personally hope that not enough people knew about the Chappell registration so that I’m not fighting for my fucking life trying to get a ticket

[Ryan 🙃 @Murphmaster]

Ok- is anyone wondering why #szn4 didn’t name themselves Pinky Promise? It felt almost implied. #BuildingTheBand #netflix

[Ryan 🙃 @Murphmaster]

I haven’t seen Jason Nash begging for galaxies in Awhile. And I couldn’t be happier

[Ryan 🙃 @Murphmaster]

Sometimes nothing hits like a cold Mr Pibb.

[Ryan 🙃 @Murphmaster]

Some of you don’t eat Taco Bell and it shows…

[Ryan 🙃 @Murphmaster]

Watching #WeWereLiars - why is the music so fucking loud

[Ryan 🙃 @Murphmaster]

Can’t wait to feel the Jantasy tonight ❤️
@janjanjan

[Ryan 🙃 @Murphmaster]

Just a quick PSA that I will be judging anyone wearing fake Birkenstocks this summer. May the odds be in your favor.
Also it’s my birthday- hi