Mr. Narcissist

professional homemaker/ Part time husband

[Mr. Narcissist @MurphQuake12]

Who ever has my voodoo doll give it a hug

[josh @joshypooper]

i open twitter like a divorced man opening the fridge

[Mr. Narcissist @MurphQuake12]

Big chungus band kids son or horse girl daughter

[Mr. Narcissist @MurphQuake12]

@DBussybopper I can’t wait to get my monthly pedicure

[Mr. Narcissist @MurphQuake12]

I stand by this

[Mr. Narcissist @MurphQuake12]

Joy-maxing glee pilled child of the cheer

[Mr. Narcissist @MurphQuake12]

I found a frog but not a PWAG

[Mr. Narcissist @MurphQuake12]

Where the PAWGS AT????

[Dr. BlueBalls @DBussybopper]

I’m getting worms the early bird couldn’t even fathom.

[Mr. Narcissist @MurphQuake12]

I’m such a fat fucking chud fuck my Chungus life

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!

[Mr. Narcissist @MurphQuake12]

I can’t believe I live in a world where I have to have a J*b

[Dr. BlueBalls @DBussybopper]

Are P.E.Ds against corporate compliance?

[Mr. Narcissist @MurphQuake12]

@DBussybopper Will they won’t they or fantasy?

[Dr. BlueBalls @DBussybopper]

I’m literally the goat. Literally in the worst way possible.

[Mr. Narcissist @MurphQuake12]

I have the diet of a medieval lord but the build of a peasant

[Mr. Narcissist @MurphQuake12]

I’ve decided I’m gonna be a First World War type of guy. That’s gonna be my niche

[Mr. Narcissist @MurphQuake12]

I have a J*B (censored for my unemployed friends)