Murphy

Just here to keep up with friends, appreciate art, and monitor the government. He/Him.

[Murphy @MurphyAlter]

It's not that I woke up not wanting to go to work....

I just woke up with the realization that I never agreed to be part of a world where you need money to live and be happy, and where the only way to obtain it, is to sell a large portion of your life to meaningless toil.

[Geology Tweets @GeologyTime]

Fantastic Large Amethyst Geode From Uruguay.

Photo Copyright ©️ Dalnegorsk Minerals

[ポョ @mupoyoo]

wip

[Geology Tweets @GeologyTime]

Stunning Rhodochrosite with Quartz from Sweet Home Mine, Mount Bross, Alma District, Park Co., Colorado, USA

Photo: Crystal N Cauldron
#MINERals #CRYSTALS

[Murphy @MurphyAlter]

@QueenMochni Is this why people call boobs melons?

[Murphy @MurphyAlter]

@WandererNyla How about Galileo? He was designed by my sister, so I'd love to show her more art of him!

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I buy random bits of garden ornaments: gnomes, plant pots, solar lights etc, and plant them in strangers' gardens. The shitter the better. Poundland often a gold mine for this.

[Murphy @MurphyAlter]

@fesshole Fake a stroke and drop it overnight

[Murphy @MurphyAlter]

@lapetitepie @shafm13 @j_oeyg @fesshole I totally read "parental" pride.

[Murphy @MurphyAlter]

@SurlyAmy "Wh- no. I uh... That's uh... very nice of you but I'm married... My wife is literally right there."

"He's also not a celebrity!"

"Uh, yeah, thanks honey but I didn't need you to point that out."

[Geology Tweets @GeologyTime]

Beautiful golden selenite from Winnipeg Canada

Photo: Flower Of Life Crystal Gallery

#minerals

[Murphy @MurphyAlter]

@AviralVerma_ Probably get murdered

[💫🌈👽🌈💫 @prismeowtic]

Sparkle!! Twinkle!! Fuwachu!! 🌟💫🌟

[Murphy @MurphyAlter]

@JackieAckiLewis Did you accept

[vivi|scarVii💜 SPYRO YAY! @scarVii]

Typhlosion x Toxtricity fusion but its actaully just a chonky punk Typhlosion

[temmie @tuyoki]

pokemon snaps

[🤔ASH🤔 @ashleyloob]

bodega catgirl 🐱
full res available on patreon!: https://t.co/YRL7tM5PkH

[♡Cei @Ceidraws]

This is definitely something that would happen. #StevenUniverse

[syl ✨ @crylica]

yay twitter (un)cropped

[Murphy @MurphyAlter]

@vandroidhelsing I've got the weird possessions. Just need heirs now.