Murphy Porter

Creighton University '20 UNMC Occupational Therapy ‘24. Bow Hunter/Bass Fisherman

[Murphy Porter @MurphyPorter]

I think it's crap that February is a shortened month but my rent is still the same price

[Murphy Porter @MurphyPorter]

The Kelces and Mahomes have become the Kardashians of football

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

"But they did the same thing!"

-brain dead people #WFinalFour

[Barstool Iowa @BarstoolUIowa]

Caitlin Clark: 30 points

Angel Reese: 15 points

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

In the Midwest it is customary to say “all good no worries” when it is not all good and there are plenty of worries

[Murphy Porter @MurphyPorter]

@PaigeTranbarger Good luck!

[Murphy Porter @MurphyPorter]

Johnny wasn’t the only winner here. All of America won as well.

[Murphy Porter @MurphyPorter]

And it’s sad!!!

[Murphy Porter @MurphyPorter]

I mean, if anyone has any hunting ground they’re giving away I think I’m first in line by now lol 😂

[Murphy Porter @MurphyPorter]

@PaigeTranbarger Had more than one guy frustrated that I needed a lunch break that day 😂

[Murphy Porter @MurphyPorter]

@PaigeTranbarger As an employee of Bass Pro… please bring your patience with you as I work alone on my 28th bow of the day 😂😂 #ImJustOneDude

[Shaun Soderling @CoachSoderling]

GREAT MESSAGE…One of the most important roles of being a game changer

[Murphy Porter @MurphyPorter]

Looking back on 2 years ago, I said I’d never be a morning person, and hated waking up before 9am.

Now I’m in graduate school and before that I worked 2 jobs to make ends meet. I’ve slept past 8am less than 10 times in the last 2 years combined and I’m beyond proud of that.

[Murphy Porter @MurphyPorter]

“People think I’ve got swagger. No way man, I’m bow-legged and broke-legged and I just can’t walk good.” 😂😂😂

[Murphy Porter @MurphyPorter]

@Young1Ash I wish my debt was that low 😅

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

The White Sox will host the Yankees in the Field of Dreams game on Thursday night in Dyersville, Iowa, on a newly constructed field located near the set of the movie.

This will be the first regular-season MLB game played in Iowa.

[Murphy Porter @MurphyPorter]

Just came home to Amber sitting on the stairs with a “hey babe!” holding two baby kittens I’ve never seen before.

[Murphy Porter @MurphyPorter]

@charmcarp1 Rob won it with 18 pounds and a 6.70 kicker fish

[Murphy Porter @MurphyPorter]

@charmcarp1 Some things never change 😂