Murphy Richards

Voice of civil society. Inventor of #taxjustice and county-by-county reporting.
You may think this is a spoof, but you're wrong.
You're always wrong.

[Murphy Richards @MurphyRichards]

Where was Gary Lineker for me then?

[Murphy Richards @MurphyRichards]

First they came for Gary Lineker and I did not speak out because I'm not Gary Lineker...

[Murphy Richards @MurphyRichards]

Where has my blue tick gone?

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Actually, if you all remember correctly, they came for me first.

I was being cancelled by the BBC long before Jug Ears.

All in the name of putting some bunny girl on TV instead of me.

Sexists.

[Murphy Richards @MurphyRichards]

Where has my blue tick gone?

[Murphy Richards @MurphyRichards]

@sarahwprior typical neoliberal pedantry. They are obviously metaphorical tanks. Jeremy doesn't support Russian intervention in Lancashire.

[Murphy Richards @MurphyRichards]

#Corbyn will park his tanks on Cameron's lawn. We know Tory conference goers are easily lured by hard left rhetoric. http://t.co/v32rP3Owtn

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@TimmyODanaos that is simply how I am, unsmug. But, then, @afneil is no foil for a truly great intellect such as mine.

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We need to ignore neoliberal propagandists. https://t.co/vNc3lygr4u

[Adam Smith Institute @ASI]

We need to talk about Richard Murphy, by @ASI Senior Fellow @anthonyjevans: http://t.co/oeueQ8PJQZ

[Murphy Richards @MurphyRichards]

@chriswdrew or has he produced some more humorous "analysis" which I haven't read yet? I am busy you know and you're frankly wasting my time

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@chriswdrew and the corporate tax gap estimate which cherry picks data from the largest 50 companies to estimate the total gap?

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@chriswdrew what analysis would this be? Would this be his "expectation gap" which measures the tax gap by what he'd like the law to be?

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@chriswdrew he seeks to portray me as some egotistical authoritarian who constantly contradicts himself and cannot even draw a Venn diagram.

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@chriswdrew when I first became aware of him, I thought he was serious too. But it became apparent all too readily that he was not.

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Paradoxically, neoliberals believing in Laffer aren't now saying that a more unpopular Labour leader will get more votes. #labourleadership

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@jwgn @BrownsAccounts neoliberals will be made illegal under a Corbyn regime, as opposed to the current who tolerate their alegal status.

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@Richard_Asquith you will be informed via The State Broadcaster as to Jeremy and my decisions regarding roles and future policy.

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@chriswdrew Now? You are obviously unaware that "Richard Murphy" has been spoofing ME since I made my anti avoidance principle, my GRAPIST.

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@hselftax modesty forbids me to say. But I can say that I have been masterminding the greatest political movement in the history of mankind.

[Murphy Richards @MurphyRichards]

I am unsurprised to see the neoliberal press trying to dub Corbyn's victory as the most suicidal suicide note in history #labourleadership

[Murphy Richards @MurphyRichards]

Rejoice! The State of Courage shall become reality!