Murphy Roscher

Storyteller, writer, recovering Stand Up Comedian.
Crisis Counselor at the Trevor Project.
Dog Dad

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#WednesdayWisdom Relationships are never going to be easy... unless you personally are a well adjusted, kind, and freely giving person... so, ya relationships are never gonna be easy
#RelationshipGoals #relationship #Love #family

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@SenatorDurbin We demand you immediate resignation, and pay reparations to the citizens of Illinois from your own personal wealth.

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@jonstewart The best president is one who would never want the job and hate every minute of it.
America needs President Jon Stewart.
Your work on VA/First Responders alone is a better resume than most politicians have.

Please tell the world you'll do. Then wipe the floor with these clowns

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@Grubhub_Care I got the wrong order.
An order for a different Michael.

I reported that I did not get my order. No refund.
I tried the chat.
They asked for my name email phone number. I gave it and they closed the chat.

Make this right.
[email protected]

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@Grubhub I never got my order.
your chat closed my ticket.
I can't reopen a conversation.
I reported that I never got my correct order.
And never got a refund or a response. and not I can't get a hold of anyone thought your site.

This is BS. heading to uber eats

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@ChennedyCarter
Lotta noise out there. We love the way you play and your edge. Sky fans know playing your style requires walking a razor's edge of intensity. That means sometimes you might over step.
We are behind you, we love the way you play, we trust Spoon, and keep it up

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@Alchomitzy @NBA Out matched all the way to the conference finals.

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@NBA just a disgrace.

#WolvesBack #nuggets #NBA

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@Alchomitzy @NBA But also, a legal defensive play to be in that position. Its only a foul for a slight arm extension.
And Jokic has him by 100 lbs. Try not going down like a bitch.

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@Alchomitzy @NBA Hey there you go! Im proud of you. took you a couple of tries but you finally came up with something thats counts as a real argument or rebuttal.

Glad I could help you grow tonight.

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@Alchomitzy @NBA You are the one running your mouth about fair.

Game two, where Murray threw something on the court and got to play the rest of the game and Malone got to throw a fit and run on the court without a T?

But again, all I said was those two calls are a disgrace. Which they are

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@nick_rothschild Wolves fans better be chanting "Heating Pad" every time he touches the ball tonight.

They are gonna eat him alive.

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@TheCartonShow @craigcartonlive Not to mention KAT staying, and ANT signing a max deal kicking in NEXT year, and their coach and FO putting together a team that is out performing the best defenses of all time.

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@TheCartonShow @craigcartonlive Joe Mauer First Ballot Hall of Famer
Kriby Puckett Hall of Famer
KG (until the fan based begged them to trade him to a winner).
Sam Mitchell
Carl Eller (minus 1 year)
John Randall (Minus a couple at the end)
Chris Carter (minus first and last)

Nikola Pekovic
Vern Mikkelsen

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@Twolves_PR
For Friday, print towels for the fans that say "Denver, Throw in the Towel, like Murray"
Especially if the league fails to suspend him
@Timberwolves @SotaStickCo @GopherHole @10k_Takes
#JamalMurray #Heatpack #WolvesBack    #DenverDefeat
#NBAPlayoffs

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@Twolves_PR
so... are we printing fans in the shape of a heating pad to give out to the crowd for game 3?
Just show Jamal Murray some love?

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@tanker_67 @VicLombardi You're an idiot

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@WorldWideWob A fan would be thrown out the game and have charges pressed.

Murray must be suspended.

I wont matter, they are gon a get punked either way, but there is no room for that.
Thats potentially career ending knee injury

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@BleacherReport call for his suspension.

[BBALLBREAKDOWN @bballbreakdown]

Jamal Murray throwing a heat pack onto the floor during live play could get him suspended for Game 3, and it would be merited. Unbelievably unprofessional and worse: dangerous.