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@moderntiesmusic

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Glizzy Gillespie

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Avenged Six Sevenfold

[Banished Kent @kentbanishearl]

“Santa Claus is real.”

“No, he’s not.”

“Yes he is, I've seen him.”

“You've seen him?”

“Yes.”

“You've seen a sleigh with eight tiny reindeer that's crewed by the elves, and captained by a man so jolly that Heaven itself sent him back down?”

“No.”

“No.”

“But I have seen a sleigh with reindeer.”

“Oh, and no sleigh that's not crewed by the elves and captained by a man so jolly that Heaven itself sent him back down could possibly have reindeer, therefore couldn't possibly be any other sleigh than Santa’s. Is that what you're telling me?”

“No.”

“Like I said, there's no real Santa that can deliver the presents.”

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Do you remember?

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@OwenShroyer1776 Gyrating*

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@dom_lucre Going going

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@andrewcuomo @ZohranKMamdani But for whom*

[Modern Ties @moderntiesmusic]

Hey guess what? We play tonight. Come hear the new songs ;)

[golem @golem_pcb]

had a great talk with the legend patti lupone !!!! i love being a actor <3

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Chat is Jesus cooked

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[golem @golem_pcb]

!!!!! 2 more weekend !!!!!

[golem @golem_pcb]

we opemed !!

[bort @tacobort]

Brother I gotta be real with you the Taco Bell sign is a siren on the rocks and this car is my ship

[golem @golem_pcb]

up town funk you up !!

[Modern Ties @moderntiesmusic]

Nothin like a 6er in the van on a rainy day

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The problem is not that she was singing drunk, the problem is that they didn’t hire someone with enough experience singing drunk

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@FortniteStatus CAPTAIN. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.

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Moms today: Thank you for choosing me to be your mommy

The kid in 13 years: I DIDN’T ASK TO BE BORN