Mr. Murray

The super unofficial twitter of Murray, UT.

[Mr. Murray @MurrayIsBetter]

@repastoddard @evaforcouncil @MidvaleMarcus Woah, woah, woah

[Mr. Murray @MurrayIsBetter]

I am unsure about keeping up this page after twitters new X branding. Murray keeps it family friendly and keeps away from anything X rated.

Except for The Southern Exposure Gentleman's Club... We put a hospital there

[Mr. Murray @MurrayIsBetter]

Just so we are clear. When I open a private school, The Murray Institute of Learning About Murray, I will NOT be accepting students from outside of Murray. I don't care if they have vouchers or not.
It's a private school so I can do that if I want.

JK. Murray Spartan for life!

[Mr. Murray @MurrayIsBetter]

On one hand I am glad they are ripping down the old RC Willey because the love seat they sold me was junk.
On the other hand I fear change.

[Mr. Murray @MurrayIsBetter]

Murray is the perfectly brined turkey of your dreams #MurrayTruthBombs

[Mr. Murray @MurrayIsBetter]

For the next three days I plan to go hard with truth bombs about Murray. Buckle up because I am going to be spitting fire like the top of a smelter.

[Mr. Murray @MurrayIsBetter]

There is zero need for a new city hall. We have had an abandoned Superette this entire time.
#MurrayTruthBomb

[Mr. Murray @MurrayIsBetter]

Tragedy isn't a strong enough word. This is almost enough to make me consider just giving up and moving out of Murray. https://t.co/seVt7K9RQa

[Mr. Murray @MurrayIsBetter]

Our voting endorsements:
Senate race: Write in Murray. Yep the whole town.
County council: Again, Murray. Doesn't get much more "at large" than that.
County clerk: it's a tough race but Murray.
Judges: Murray is the harshest judge.
School board: Jessica Miller

[Mr. Murray @MurrayIsBetter]

For those resetting their clocks the time in Murray is exactly 8:08 am. The time everywhere else is meaningless.

[Mr. Murray @MurrayIsBetter]

I come home from a hard day at work (because it's not in Murray) to this crap in my mailbox!

[Mr. Murray @MurrayIsBetter]

There's a lot of talk recently about tattoos people will get (or will finally show to their parents) but I have had this full back piece planned out for years.

[Mr. Murray @MurrayIsBetter]

Hey real estate investors. With interest rates rising and uncertain times ahead there is only one sure bet: Murray, UT. The value of your home make fluctuate but the feeling of pride that you live in Murray will only appreciate.

[Mr. Murray @MurrayIsBetter]

Murray's water isn't just hard it is like a damp brick running through your pipes. #WereNumberOne

[Mr. Murray @MurrayIsBetter]

Regardless of the weather the people of Murray are hot! However, this is getting out of hand.