pejoradith

chronic over-sharer ♡ she/her/hers

[pejoradith @murrrrdith]

i’m bisexual. i pronounce guy fieri both ways

[pejoradith @murrrrdith]

Recognizing @YungGiamatti at the bar like he’s a celebrity

[pejoradith @murrrrdith]

we are actually in hell

[horse @horseimage]

horse laying head on table with lots of paperwork and documents lazy pony office job doesn’t wanna work

[pejoradith @murrrrdith]

@ditchwitch3000 HELLO ??

[pejoradith @murrrrdith]

so excited for this to be my town

[diz⋆.˚ 𓇼 @hudluvrs]

this is crazy HELLO??

[pejoradith @murrrrdith]

what is it about me that makes every drive thru employee decide I don’t need my whole correct order

[pejoradith @murrrrdith]

tried the stairmaster for the first time and i’m just wondering what the fuck

[✺Malachi @problemochile]

Everybody getting on stage saying “fuck ice” which is cool but when Black people was getting brutalized by police, nobody was saying fuck the police but okay

[Evil Infant Mexican Paul Dano @ambular_93]

I just want to remind people that he was accused of raping a 12 year old before he was elected the FIRST time.

[social chairperson 🫶🏽 @_Ymanie]

Yall keep saying “eventually ICE will…….” and in every single scenario I’ve see so far a U.S. institution has already done that to a Black person

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

Bringing back institutions makes sense when you consider they also put suffragettes, unruly wives, queer people, antiwar and civil rights protesters in them too.

“Crazy” just means “not normal” and only people in power decides what “normal” is.

[pejoradith @murrrrdith]

i know i’m aging because after i made soup i thought, “should i have a white claw? no - i’ll have a kombucha.” ????

[(Gay) Signal @NopeSignal]

No Other Choice didn’t get a single nomination. Naturally, Park Chan-Wook now has to kill the other nominees until they reluctantly give him the Oscar.

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

My love language is not opening reels that are sent to me

[jaboukie's deleted tweets @jaboukiedeleted]

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[pejoradith @murrrrdith]

nothing ruins my workout like a man scream-grunting in the weight room

[steven @mynounswentpro]

white people be like i have to pick my dog up from rehab