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Did you know?

Tyrese Maxey averaged the highest PPG of any rookie in NBA history. He also leads the league in career blocks.

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at least 1,000 people walk around today thinking that this is true, which means I have done my job

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Did you know?

Tyrese Maxey averaged the highest PPG of any rookie in NBA history. He also leads the league in career blocks.

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NBA fact of the day:

Tyler Herro is globally ranked in Clash Royale

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LeBron and the Lakers on they way to Cancun rn

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Tyrese Maxey averages the most points generated of any player to ever wear the #0

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James Harden invented Italian dressing.

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brought out my inner @HaterMuse for this one

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Jokic is currently the only player in NBA MVP-Race history to average less than 15 PTS and under 25% FG against top 4 seeded teams.

this ur mvp? 😬

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As of now, @statmuse has not blocked me

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Did you know?

Tyrese Maxey averages more points generated in the 3rd quarter than lebron and KD combined.

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who’s gonna tell him

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@MuseBullshit Cap

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Kyrie Irving in close fourth quarters this season:

38% FG
29% 3PT
16.3 Points per 45 minutes played

😬😬 yikes

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coming up with random bullshit to tweet is surprisingly hard 😭

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Ben Simmons tonight:

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The Sacremto Kings have never won a regular season game in franchise history.

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Lamelo Ball has not hit a three point shot since 2012. Let that sink in

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@AurianArbabian I may be biased but personally I agree

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Who is the best StatMuse parody?

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Tyrese Maxey tonight:

43 points
17 assists
11 rebounds
49% FG
61.9% 3PT

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@SportsManRand @mercihoops @hassan_alawad30 @HaterMuse bro you just got cooked why are you bragging 😭

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@LLC3939 Yes

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Did you know?

Kevin Durant is the only player under 6’0 to reach 1,000 career threes.