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[kristianna jacques @Mushabooooom]

Everytime I visit my dad I have to thoroughly go through my suitcase to check for rocks

[kristianna jacques @Mushabooooom]

I’m having a flare up but was invited to the Olive Garden 😩😩😩

[kristianna jacques @Mushabooooom]

On this episode of, help my endo hurts (whiney voice), any point where my bones are hurts. Very bad. #endometriosis

[kristianna jacques @Mushabooooom]

Also. What’s your favorite lip gloss to eat?

[kristianna jacques @Mushabooooom]

When days of the week underwear was popular ::: I couldn’t conceptualize that if someone was wearing a pair with a different day of the week on them, then the day it was that those panties could be clean. Always dirty.

[Dr. Yvette @doc_yvette]

In honor of Women's History month, I'd like to raise the name Elise Malary and recognize her for the work she has done around healthcare for the Trans community. My condolences to her family, friends, and community.

[kristianna jacques @Mushabooooom]

The cdc just changed their relationship status on Facebook to “it’s complicated”

[kristianna jacques @Mushabooooom]

The internet confuses me because the extra woke and the formerly ‘trump fans’ are both anti vax. Are y’all about to be friends? Cause the reasoning is different but kinda also similar when you break it down

[kristianna jacques @Mushabooooom]

Do your cramps ever hurt so bad you feel them in your butthole?

[kristianna jacques @Mushabooooom]

Wearing a mask in a car makes car sickness wayyyyy worse

[kristianna jacques @Mushabooooom]

Is drake beefing with neyo?

[kristianna jacques @Mushabooooom]

Have you ever been into somebody and wished you were both marsupials? #toomanykangaroovideos

[TeaMarrr 🫖 @TeaMarrr]

I gotta stop being mean when i’m flirting thats so weird lol why is that a thing ew lol

[kristianna jacques @Mushabooooom]

What I am proud of is learning to push past the block and making myself release into the emotion. Then moving forward. Again. And. Again.

[kristianna jacques @Mushabooooom]

Somtimea I’m thoroughly impressed at how great I am at blocking off my emotions but that’s nothing to be proud of

[kristianna jacques @Mushabooooom]

Apparently I’ve had Twitter for 12 years today. My uterus reminded me I have this ap. Sup?

[kristianna jacques @Mushabooooom]

I woke up and my stomach was flatter than it had been in months (boring I know). Now my uterus is attacking me so I will look 12 months pregnant any second. Cool.

[kristianna jacques @Mushabooooom]

I got this. With. Or. Without. You.

[kristianna jacques @Mushabooooom]

Really tho. Thank you to mf doom for reminding me of what’s important

[kristianna jacques @Mushabooooom]

Never been so excited to sage a space