Austin Henley

I don't know anything with certainty, but seeing the stars makes me dream. -

UW 2023

[Austin Henley @MusicalArmor]

I like boobies

[e.s. @_ellestar]

people be on here saying yeah i bought the ai generated racism whiskey

[i dont have a name @de4dname]

first funny guy on hinge

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Imagine posing for some embarrassing stock photo work just to make a few bucks. “These photos go into enormous databases,” they tell you. “No one will ever see them.” Then you wake up one random October day to find yourself as Sexually Transmitted Diarrhea Guy

[Lex 🎄 @Lexnium]

us

[jack @jackhw_]

crackle and pop looking for their friend:

[Austin Henley @MusicalArmor]

@daradrat227 hey darren!

[Evenfall D. Void @PrometheusVoid]

'That's a penis' of course it is. Alien is about rape, what else would it be.

[🫒 @billhaders_wife]

five hundred twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes

[taoki @justalexoki]

this is fucking me up bc i remember gta5 to have borderline realistic graphics

[Xander @XanderIsALoser]

Wizard101 needs a built-in period tracker. I need Merle Ambrose to stop what he’s doing look directly at the camera and say “Young wizard, your period is coming in 4 days”

[hal 🕸️🕸️ @haliwriteswords]

called for a ceasefire and denounced ai during his first day on the job ….. monumental slay

[absolute “big J” zer0 @AbsoluteZer00_]

The year is 2017. I just got called a slur that I had to google to understand on Dust 2. I lay in bed and drift off to sleep. Golden light fills my room. I open my eyes for the first time ever. The decision all white boys make. Death grips, jpegmafia, or OSTs.

I seal my fate.

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

Yeah I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Lots of minorities at Costco but that is okay with me

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Happy Mother’s Day to the best mom, nana, and great-grandmother. We love you, Jilly.

[Penjamin Cool @benthecools]

Wife went number 3