SasquatchTheMusical

A new musical that celebrates the power of belief in everyone!

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In 44 BC, Sasquatch was on his way to the theatre with 60 friends when he realized he'd taken up with the wrong crowd. #SasquatchFacts

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Sasquatch insists his favorite movie is Fellini’s 8 1/2, but he only owns a VHS copy of True Lies he dubbed from TNT. #SasquatchFacts

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Sasquatch tears are quite acidic and can burn through anything. That's why there are so many holes in the ground everywhere. #SasquatchFacts

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A Sasquatch weighs about 100 pounds more during the day than he does at night because of global warming. #SasquatchFacts

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The average height of a Sasquatch is pretty tall. #SasquatchFacts

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Sasquatch is fiercely territorial. Trespassing carries a hefty fine, and you will be garnished with a misdemeanor. #SasquatchFacts

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If a Sasquatch sees his shadow, there will be 6 more weeks of pain. #SasquatchFacts

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Sasquatch footprints are created when the creature’s foot leaves its imprint on the ground. #SasquatchFacts

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A lot of people ask, “If Sasquatch is real, why didn’t he prevent the Holocaust?” and the answer is complicated. #SasquatchFacts

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Sasquatch hair samples have not been able to provide conclusive evidence because of our messed up legal system. #SasquatchFacts

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Baby New Year and Sasquatch don't get along ever since that thing in college. #SasquatchFacts

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A Sasquatch generally doesn't need a gift receipt to return Christmas gifts because he already killed the first cashier. #SasquatchFacts

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Sasquatch had to replace Santa in 1929 after St. Nicholas lost everything on Black Tuesday. The debt remains unsettled. #SasquatchFacts

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No Sasquatch remains have ever been found because when a Sasquatch dies it turns into a constellation like in Lion King. #SasquatchFacts

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Some believe that Sasquatch is actually extra-terrestrial, but that hardly seems plausible. #SasquatchFacts

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Algonquin legend says that a female Sasquatch, Yeahoh, fell in love with a lost hunter, then assassinated President Lincoln. #SasquatchFacts

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Other names for Sasquatch include Yeti, Jacko, Monkey Man, Old Skunky Bill, and Jefferson Davis. #SasquatchFacts

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Early Native Americans worshipped Sasquatch, but even he couldn’t save them from the oppressive US Government. #SasquatchFacts

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Sasquatch was first discovered in 1811 when he accidentally left his toothbrush at an AirBnB. #SasquatchFacts

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Sasquatch will help a wounded creature rehabilitate for months before devouring it and its entire family. #SasquatchFacts