ELin's Musings

Things Eric Lin has said

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Anthropomorphizing objects is a prime opportunity for satire

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Good question, do you consider Tex-Mex an American invention, or is it the product of two countries working together?

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It's a detour! Maybe we should follow it, you know to make sure it's the right way. Someone has to, right?

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I'm going to open a place that only accepts checks. Can I do that?

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Do you think it would be fair for me to say that this isn't my favorite burrito ever? I kind of feel like it's fair.

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I only trust people with checkbooks.
My cousin's 5 year old daughter doesn't have a checkbook and I don't trust her.

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Is $10 too much to tip a mover? They're Chinese.

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I don't want to start a fight, I just want to punch someone. There is a difference.

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I wouldn't be very good at following someone.

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Hey, is that a new brewery?

No, it's a mattress store.

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Serious question. Is chloroform hard to come by?

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I can talk as fast as two people talking

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I've never had a place offer to split the check before! I always have to ask! And the Chinese places don't like it.

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You could stream HD porn ten years ago right? Well, maybe not. OK Im gonna to stop talking

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I take really long poops

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I like Sprout. I respect Sprout. I just didn't know you could customize your order.

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this feels like one of those trick questions, but yeah, sure, excited I am.

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Karl is a four letter word!

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This is a leading question, but I wonder what genus bedbugs belong to.

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I could imagine someone looking into their closet and admiring all of the clothes they can't wear, enjoying the fact they were there.