novacane

idk.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

There's an old Chinese saying: "feeling sorry for a man is the beginning of your misfortune "

Don't do it, ladies.

[𝒪𝒽𝐼𝓉𝓈𝒯𝑒𝑒 ✟ @ThapeloBoyza]

You just had to be there

[Na Cho Ne Ta ✪ @Nachoneta___]

Audífonos de mierda, jamas entendi porque chucha habia uno mas corto que el otro

[xan @lilxan1k]

"what state you in?" psychosis

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

Skinny jeans were only ever ugly on men. I’ve never seen a woman wearing them and thought, “eww.”

[Iremide @RxIremide]

“The knowledge of cooking does not come pre-installed in a vagina. Cooking is learned.”

— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

[nini 🇺🇾 @fairywiry]

la peor parte es que he visto hombres promedio que se ven muy parecidos a ella pero a esos no los meten en un zoológico con lo feos que son

[Thulile Matheba @matheba_thulile]

I don’t want it to go unsaid, I hate not having a car 😭😭🤚🏼

[John @juan_avanzando]

Damn 😂 I always ask for permission no matter how well I know someone. “Can I come in?” “Can I take a seat?” Even getting into someone’s car, I’ll ask if I can get in 😭 I just hope nobody starts suspecting me 😬

[Megatron is a GRADUATE❤️💝✨ @Megatronnnn__]

Men urinate in public all the time, never has there been a time a woman goes to grab their dick cos “why is their dick outside in public”

[𝐒 🎀 @sakhekatywa]

Free trial>>>>>

[Baby Panda 🌻 @MsGugstar]

Deadbeats are not entitled to grace, courtesy, or the luxury of being handled with kid gloves. You abandoned your responsibilities, now deal with the consequences. Drag them to Honolulu for all I care!

[Dami @damilola_MD]

The patient?

[X @ms_mpofux]

Unfortunately me.

[Zafar Mirzo @zafarmirzo]

The paradox of the AI race between powers: a dangerous superintelligence may emerge not because someone seeks to create it, but because no one dares to stop first.

[DEDE! @minutesimal_]

When you're already in a financial danger but your generous friend's birthday is coming up

[Zaliwe.🌺 @C27Deborah]

i may be toxic and just in denial idk mweh

[Oreoluwa Bukola, CFA. @BukkyOA]

Once they say you are a good girl or a nice girl or a strong woman, RUNNNNNNNN!

[make oxtail cheap again @xo_ole]

27 is generous 😭