Clay Regazzoni

Swiss racing car driver, currently driving for Ferrari, along with Niki Lauda. (Rush RP)

[Clay Regazzoni @MustachedDriver]

*Leaves a pot of yogurt for Niki*

[Clay Regazzoni @MustachedDriver]

Jesus Christ. I leave you alone for five minutes and the whole thing has reverted to chaos.

[Clay Regazzoni @MustachedDriver]

-case anymore. So it must be his fault.

[Clay Regazzoni @MustachedDriver]

Im blaming James because you were happy with Jeff the last time I saw you all. And now James has fucked around with it, and that's not the-

[Clay Regazzoni @MustachedDriver]

James's fault. I would have thought he'd have dropped the home wrecker status when he got engaged, but apparently not.

[Clay Regazzoni @MustachedDriver]

No, it's not fine. You and Niki were perfect. I've never seen him happier than with you. And now he's going to be miserable and it's all-

[Clay Regazzoni @MustachedDriver]

For fuck's sake James? What did I tell you about behaving? This is what happens. Other people get screwed over because of you.

[Clay Regazzoni @MustachedDriver]

I'm glad to hear it.

[Clay Regazzoni @MustachedDriver]

To be honest, James, you deserve what you get. Niki I'm ashamed of you. You shouldn't be kissing other men.

[Clay Regazzoni @MustachedDriver]

Two major problems with that. One, I'm dead, two , I know nothing about Mario.

[Clay Regazzoni @MustachedDriver]

*Sulks because Niki said noone will love him because he looks like mario.*

[Clay Regazzoni @MustachedDriver]

Because the asshole who killed me said he was a cannibal just before he did it?

[Clay Regazzoni @MustachedDriver]

I called you an asshole because you were being one.

[Clay Regazzoni @MustachedDriver]

How? Didn't someone eat me? Surely you can't get my body parts back?

[Clay Regazzoni @MustachedDriver]

// eh, I don't mind so much. Niki is Niki.

[Clay Regazzoni @MustachedDriver]

That makes me happy and sad at the same time..

[Clay Regazzoni @MustachedDriver]

I try to be nice, introduce you to people, and you're rude. That's not nice.

[Clay Regazzoni @MustachedDriver]

After ive died is a little late, Niki.

[Clay Regazzoni @MustachedDriver]

God damn it. I really can't catch a break, can I? If someone as pretty as her was dead too, it would at least make ghosthood more bearable.

[Clay Regazzoni @MustachedDriver]

What? I don't date assholes any more than I fuck them.