Mostazádh

Lucky boy, Postman, hobby video editor & shit *finger guns*

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June is dog bite awareness month for the post office. Not kinkshaming, happy pride.

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Fuck Mary, Pinkie the Brain, & Kill myself

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Replacment commander for my Mpreg queen, Xira

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Zoobs Pie

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I want to start referring to gender neutral as The Nootch.
Pic unrelated.

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My odometer looks like a drunk person trying to spell Irish. It's a sign

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Just gonna write poetry about the lonely bar experience ;<

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Thrash Metal is very autumn-lesbian-core

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Played the new Life is Strange game and now I can't stop saying "sapphic" in my head

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The respect of your fellow middle-class worker comes with a couple extra ketchup packets.

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2 Nat King Cole filler songs before Porter Robinson plays. Don't know this guy but I'm happy

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Uh, yeah, I am in the Halloween spirit. I hit myself in the hip/thigh area with a car door a couple days ago and now it's bruising all green and purple, the real Halloween colors.

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Non-binary depression is feelings of themptiness.

I don't know

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1 2
2 50
But Roman numerals. I remember this one.

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Honorable Mentions
*Ellis (L4D2)
*Flick (A Bug's Life)
*Kip (Napoleon Dynamite)
*Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
*Chai (Hi-fi Rush)
*Mayday (No Straight Roads)
*Hup (Dark Crystal: AoR)
*Rell (League of Legends)
*Popeye (Blood In Blood Out)
*Mr. Cheese (the meme)

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List of characters I have defined as "babygurl"

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Baby Elephant Hell?

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My head is a radio cyclung through Mariachi music, Men I Trust, and the music for the Blade movie intro (with the blood sprinklers)

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Happiest 2 sentence story ever told:
Baby shoes for sale. Super worn down, holy fuck.

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My mom and sister found a gray hair on my head and I'm just glad my stress is justified