mkay

[J🥤 @weloveyoutoye]

“When she tries to see my meat when I’m soft”

[Xylo® @deri_regen]

Kama ni sisi malastborns tunakapitia hivi si firstborns wako karibu kuchizi

[𝔇𝔞𝔫 🧑🏾‍🚀 @astrovibesonly]

“i have other men who are willing to do it…”

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion. You just have a false god

[OFL @ohikhaime]

life is way too short to pretend you're not into some freaky stuff

[GrundleMyNundlle @GrundleNundle]

Why is it called a blowjob. You’re not blowing. You’re sucking. I need to speak to an executive.

[Big Willy @bigwillySZN]

My relationships fail because women want me to be stupid but I just can't do it

[cuntstance @ssaauuraa]

Naendanga kusota, pesa inakuja out of nowhere 😭 Okay universe, I get it.

[B🥳 @chubbbbbbbbbb]

By my next birthday I’ll be so blessed I won’t be able to believe it.

[X2C @SPIRITOFX2C]

Forgot i was stalking her reposts and started liking every tiktok thinking it was my fyp

[𝑱 @OnlyPlayer_J]

Kids are now pausing their street games so I can pass.

[Gadisi @amgadisi]

Early bird's tusha pewa remote huku locals

[BRS @Bryce_Estelle]

Can’t believe there are niggas who genuinely volunteer to go out sad like this

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

unfortunately, i don't have to be drunk to send insane text messages.

[Screwly G @ScrewlyG]

No regrets. Just wish I made better decisions

[Peng @Acedouglas_01]

as a man, one of the worst things that can happen to you is ending up with a nonchalant woman.

[Tax Verstappen @mostlyboxbox]

Why are threesomes only for sex, why can't I join some random couples in arguments

[Oku @oku_yungx]

When a woman loves you, it is not hidden.

Stop asking stupid questions about signs to know if a woman loves you.

[Damola ❤️ @DamolaOptimist]

Continue your life with “if he wants, he would” women 😂

I seriously pity you

[Damola ❤️ @DamolaOptimist]

The greatest evil that could befall you as a man is allowing an unaffectionate woman to move closer to you 😂