MUTAGA II

second of his name • free-thinker • truth seeker • retweeter of good tweets • 🦂

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

No World Cup song beats Wavin' Flag

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

A girl in Vietnam entered a clothing store but kept missing the saleswoman because they moved at the exact same moments.After about a minute, they finally bumped into each other in a funny “glitch” moment 😂

[Ghost Minister. @omuntuvensor]

Africans be like:

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

LeBron and LeBron and
Bronny in 2006 Bronny in 2026

[Jitesh @Chaotic_mind99]

This is how i sleep knowing everybody has cornered that orange Buffon.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[Austine @theereal_one]

I want you people to look into the role she played in order to win this Oscar

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

The hood won’t even let you explain

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

It must be so amazing drawing crosses for Ash Wednesday on East African foreheads

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is always just a whim away.

A whim away, A whim away, A whim away.

[Róisín Michaux @RoisinMichaux]

If true this would be a huge win for feminism. Women are grossly underrepresented in the dictatorship and authoritarianism fields.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Am I the only one who's never seen "btw" used in this context?

[Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw]

Behold, the attachment.

[Ᏽ. @Lil_Gayu]

Frrr 😭

[AFTER REVIEW, WEST HAM NUMBER 19 @LazarusKumi]

One of the few times someone said they went Africa and they actually went everywhere

[naiive @naiivememe]

covid crash wasn’t 3 years ago. it was 7

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

You’re reminder for 2026 from this Japanese motivational speaker:

[🇷🇺Russia is not Enemy @RussiaIsntEnemy]

☝️“Under what pretext did they bomb Yugoslavia, Iraq, Syria, and Libya? Were there Security Council sanctions? No. They simply decided to do it and did it. That's all there is to international law: they do whatever they want.” - President Putin

[ONUA 🇬🇭 @onua_bl]

Salary workers right after the Christmas🤭

[big_tiphe✨ @tiphe_j]

Until the naked ninja showed up 😂😂😂😂 Have you ever been chased by a tolotolo before??? 😭😭😭😭