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Banker. American. Living in Europe. All my dreams came true. So now I have. Different dreams.

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@DHLParcelUK two late deliveries of urgent medical supplies in two days. You appear to be consistently bad. 31525030064724 @BHRUT_NHS @NHS please get a new vendor

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@DHLParcelUK oh yeh your Bot that you make a lot of noise about simply DOES NOT WORK. Amazingly poor service across the board.

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@DHLParcelUK Why is your service so poor? Notified delivery will be delayed, but can’t find any details. Called your 02476 937 770 to inquire further and after ten minutes on hold nobody picked up. Does @NHS know you are so bad at delivery of urgently needed medical supplies?

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@HYPERJAPANevent why do you ask for so much personal data to buy a ticket to your event? Do you really have to know where I live and other invasive personal information if I want to attend your event for an afternoon? We've been coming for years but your change is a turnoff

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said there was no equipment to return (which makes sense as the router is over 10Y).

Now I get an email advising me to return equipment at a local collect + store.

Which is it? An absurd and unnecessary situation. Should not be this difficult to cancel your services.

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@virginmedia Why is cancelling a broadband contract with your firm so time consuming? I spent 26 minutes on the phone yesterday. First rep was bullying and abusive, trying to change my mind. Second rep was understanding, advised me of cancellation date and ...

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I called back to find out he'd cancelled the service but simply hung up. No details on termination date, return of equipment, last payment, etc. Second rep was great, but this took far too long to action

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@virginmedia why is it so difficult to cancel our broadband service? Rep became argumentative and hung up on me. I was polite throughout

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@djwindle Maybe

An Index Fund is not always an Index Fund

Poor investment advise on the internet

“When investing the details matter, so it’s important you fully understand what you are buying …”

https://t.co/4S4OWSqyY6

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@coinpass About one hour of my time and your support rep's time to resolve. You are clearly NOT testing code before deploying. Imagine if an on-line banking app performed as poorly as Coinpass' code. Amazingly poor programming and deployment skills evidenced.

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@coinpass Can you please explain why I seem to find so many (rather basic) bugs in your client facing code? Ticket 12981, can't purchase BTC even though funds are in account.

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@coinpass and lots of time -- about thirty minutes! -- with your very nice support people doesn't cut it. Client facing software has to be tested before being deployed. This "upgrade" clearly hasn't been tested

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@coinpassglobal Sigh. Coinpass’ email address has been whitelisted at my end for as long as I’ve been a customer. Nothing was received until I tweeted. Support agent said there was a very large backlog of tickets. No ETA to resolve my query.

Ticket still open.

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@coinpassglobal Could you please advise status of 12614? Its been open since 0900 this AM, without any updates / response from your 24 hour support desk

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@PALAZZ0L0 @elonmusk Oh he's gonna buy and migrate to a Web 3.0 model; Twitter as a distribution engine, each user / group of users pick a front end that is curated as they like it ....

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http://t.co/P54wbHVM

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@AddisonLeeHelp Not to worry, we found another service provider who doesn’t have this problem which, after repeated instances, appears to be yours and yours alone.

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@AddisonLeeHelp are you still in business? Everytime I try to book a car your app says you are "fully booked".

I've tried so often, at different times of the day, to be honest I find that hard to believe.

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@PALAZZ0L0 dude are you an influencer o wat?

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@INArteCarloDoss @kittysquiddy Open DMs please, your market views are appreciated